@chrisryan.bsky.social
On a mission to prove all the childhood bullies who called me gay right. Composer for Film & TV. ‘Hundreds of Beavers’ 💯🦫 is out NOW!
Eyyy! Thank you for the shout out, Jason!
12.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Misery… but we LOVE Company!!!
01.11.2025 19:57 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People with 100k followers love to post a picture of a drink you’ve never heard of with a caption like “Thanks for the swag, @ButtWater!”
06.08.2025 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LETTERMAN: It was hot out today, wasn’t it? It was so hot, Pam Bondi was fanning herself with the Epstein List. (applause) Paul - you’re not on the Epstein List, are you, Paul?
PAUL: Not on it! Swear to God!
L: Oh that’s good. And kids at home - I know it may seem cool - DO NOT get on that list.
TikTok has really lost its charm
26.06.2025 16:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yesterday I tried to by non-alcoholic beer at self checkout and unfortunately sirens went off and I am in jail now
05.05.2025 18:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I changed my Siri to Australian male, and the himbo energy it’s giving is :chefs kiss:
05.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
we’re gonna be okay guys
09.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can you imagine if someone played the music from interstellar on a piano? Wow
09.03.2025 01:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I said what I said
08.02.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I die from bird flu please show this on the news
30.01.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frankly embarrassed for the pigeon who shit all over my balcony and didn’t have the decency to leave a note
30.01.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey guys I work in Hollywood California and have been trying to come up with a title for the Nosferatu sequel for WEEKS now but can’t think of anything, anyone have any ideas???? In case it’s helpful, this would be just like the movie Nosferatu, but it would be the 2nd one
20.01.2025 08:06 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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Thought these were song lyrics at first
18.12.2024 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Big year for McDonald’s
09.12.2024 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Help, I’ve become Titanic-level obsessed with #Wicked, and we all know how this ended the last time
[with me realizing I was gay and then developing a severe lactose intolerance that lasted 14 yrs until I came out of the closet at which point it went away overnight haha anxiety is crazy man]
No one mourns the wicked
28.11.2024 21:30 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If you ask Siri how to change her voice, she’ll tell you - but if you ask *her* to do it, she says “I’m sorry, I don’t understand.” Boundary-setting QUEEN!!!
16.11.2024 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ah yes, the perfect seasonal watch face to match that mid-November mood
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