Cyber Satyr

Another beautiful day in the “war-torn hellscape”.

Micro SF/F by O. Westin @MicroSFF@mastodon.art The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed. There was a shimmer - a demon appeared. "Curious. What ritual is this?" "I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!" "I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil. #MicroFiction

Maybe the true Turing Test is the online enemies we’ve made along the way.

I’m gonna go ahead and say it.

W Bush is a better artist than both Trump and Hitler combined.

That is all, and I’m right.

That being said, Adolf carries the weight of that combo, not Donny boy.

Could it stop being fucking humid here?
The humidity has been 65% to 76% for nearly 2 weeks. I’m exhausted.

They’re… they’re rebooting cowboys of moo mesa, the most (personally) boring of the tmnt rip offs.
Like, give me a Swat Kats reboot.

Boom

Normalize being a human being?
Shocking!

Like, I’ll go to post something trans positive, but posting is in the same place notifications show up, so I accidentally click the notification as it arrives, and it’s all “trans people on Reddit need you” and I’m all “but I’m trying to do something myself, why are you interrupting my adhd brain?”

Among all the terrible stuff in this bill, some good news: we successfully got Republicans to back off their provision to strip gender-affirming care in their budget bill. It's not included in the final text, and will not be voted on.

Eat it Cuomo, you earned it.

Trip over something on your way out.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social • just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Hot girl summer.

For those who think all former and current military service members are just mindless zombies who will obey any unlawful order given to impress our own people: As a veteran, I can tell you there are a lot more of us who feel the same way this guy does than you think there are.

I would like a Ghost and Gunship compilation album.

That is all.

I think I had an apostrophe.

During Pride, I tend to feel *extra gay*™️, to the point that I kinda question my sexuality a bit.

Primarily sapphic, I do have the occasional urge to pounce on a cute looking guy.

I refer to this as my “pan, I guess, like, 90% of the time” definition.

Pride is cool.😎

My mother and father have independently and separately told me which protests they are attending today.

20 years ago I was telling them which protests I was going to be attending.

Just witnessed our local crows yelling at and chasing and dive-bombing a bald eagle.

Be safe this weekend.
Go everywhere in a group.

The wrong Ice is melting.

The wrong Amazon is burning.

Everything is going wrong.

Let’s fix it.

If there’s a differential between levels of “alpha” then gender is a spectrum.

They’re testing the fences. Trying to see who they can get to submit.
Resist.

This moment when some dude whipped out a bagpipe and accompanied a "the people united will never be defeated" chant

I have my trained my phones predictive text to change any mention of “the authorities” to “the authoritarians”.

The “Bell Riots” are real now, just a little late to the trek timeline, and a tad further south down the coast.

But the spirit is there, and I love it.

I wish there was a Magical Girl Show where they tackle Problems like Union busting, wage theft, The Rental Crisis, police corruption etc.

Good Luck #LA

On the bus, passenger disembarked saying,

“Thank you ma’am…uh…sir? Uhh…driver!”

Happy Pride drivers!

one of the funniest elements of the slap fight *has to be* wish dot com bruce wayne tweeting that the epstein files haven’t been released because flamin’ hate cheeto is in them like it’s some massive secret he’s leaking, and not something literally everyone already knows

How are you gonna call them “Pringles,” when “Chip of Theseus” was right there?

I think it’s okay to admit that one of the reasons people fight over trivialities the world over is because capitalism has indoctrinated us into fighting each other the world over, and I’m all like it’s not necessary.

Opened up a ramen pack, and not one but two flavor packets fell out.

I felt like I won something for a second.

Defying DeSantis, Florida Pride Marchers Light Up Jacksonville Bridge with Rainbow Organizers demonstrated that they didn’t need state permission for queer visibility.

1. Florida banned cities from lighting up bridges rainbow colors for Pride.

So the people of Jacksonville did it themselves using flashlights and gels.

They opened the drawbridge to block them.

So they marched to a different bridge.

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