rosemary's nepo baby

Realizing that Grok is now prone to praising Musk as superior in every respect, X users have taken to baiting it with increasingly ridiculous prompts. The bot has speculated on his potential as a porn star ("His relentless drive and innovative mindset suggest he'd pioneer new techniques and endure marathon sessions"), claimed he would be more useful than a satellite phone to someone stranded on a desert island ("Elon could improvise tools from wreckage"), declared that he could have outperformed Lenin and Mao as leaders of their respective communist revolutions ("Elon's adaptability to chaos, without rigid dogma, could have built a more resilient Soviet state faster"), argued that he'd make a better movie star than Tom Cruise ("Elon's unscripted chaos brings authentic edge Hollywood can't fabricate") and said he has what it takes to win a feces-eating or urine-chugging contest ("Musk has the potential to drink piss better than any human in history").

having the kind of night at the bar where it's been dead as fuck since i opened but i know that if i try to get a head start on cleaning it will cause a minimum party of 4 walking in five minutes before i close the taps each asking for a flight

i DID my time trying to fix shit here, y'all. IT ISN'T WORKING.

so i'm looking to cut my losses and move somewhere where the state doesn't actively want me dead and will provide SOMETHING in return for the taxes i fucking pay, you know?

and some dickhead from a coast wants to tell me *i'm* the problem? disrespectfully: fuck the entire way off

"make the dfl suck less" MY SIBLING IN CHRIST, i *intentionally* bought property in a state that actively wants to jail (if not execute) me and has since i was a teenager

20 (twenty) years of intentional, conscious dem/dfl/dsa/independent organizing has given me precisely bupkes

sick to death of people who have never been on the ground in flyover country trying to tell those of us stuck in republican shitholes how to fix our problems like we've never fucking considered any of the things they suggest

lmao the dfl will never change, signed a leftist born and living in north dakota (arguably the most socialist state currently in the nation; we have a state-owned flour mill and a state-owned bank and haven't federally elected a democrat since i was in college)

to be fair, I bet "I'd take a bullet for you" hits different when it comes from a Kennedy

look i know i'm no real genius but i am actually fairly confident that i am smarter than chuckie schumer

in my neck of the woods it's more common to hear about people using onions for this instead of potatoes, and every time i hear someone talking about how foolproof it is i want to die

myself in front of my stove with a casserole dish of scalloped potatoes fresh out of the oven

home (ugh) and back on my kitchen bullshit with some scalloped potato realnesssssss

please tell him i love him and he is a handsome boy

one of my favorite things to do is call heterochromia either hetero- or homophobia

met a sphynx cat in buffalo plaid jammies named aegon the conqueror at the farmer's market

this is the most informative label on Bluesky, mufo-gossipy division

i don't WANT to go back to north dakota

there's an excellent usher/people mover at the arlene schnitzer hall who to me resembles nothing as much as an owl or three wearing a human man suit and i would probably follow him to the end of the earth?

it was much less of my "fun souvenir budget" than i had anticipated and having it shipped directly to my house was like $10 extra? i am v. excited to retire my 10 year old knife for such a lovely substitute

in one of my 300 level sociology classes our first assigned reading was on the social mechanisms of feeling high on marijuana in particular and while i smoke too much pot to recall the author off the top, the premise always stuck with me

i saw someone say once that we take hellfire showers to display our dominance to men and tbh i fuck with it

the new japanese damascus steel knife i bought myself as a little treat

treated myself to a nice new kitchen knife, a 7" damascus steel kiritsuke

this place is amazing: reggae-loving santa clauses driving ubers, cheap weed everywhere, amazing food carts all over, beautiful buildings, vibrant street art, friendly and welcoming people.

going home is gonna suck (except for seeing the cats again, i do miss them terribly)

consoled myself with clip-in demon horns 😤

my kingdom for genuine leather goth boots with actual tread for functional use IN MY SIZE

so tonight my plan is to return to the same dive, because i want to tell jenny conlee how much i love her and that she deserves a concert grand piano at EVERY performance

last night after the concert we went to a dive and it was pretty chill, but i was getting a headache (didn't caffeinate properly yesterday, rookie mistake) and went back to my rental

santa claus was the uber driver, he was bopping some reggae

THEN MY FRIEND TEXTS ME THAT THE KEYBOARDIST IS THERE

RIGHT MEOW UNTIL SATURDAY

currently at the schnitzer concert jall

the arlene schnitzer concert hall in portland, oregon, as seen from orchestra seating section 4 row n #10

HNNNNNNGGGG

absolutely love this for you, boss

seeing my favorite band of all time in about half an hour with a full symphony orchestra and i feel like my heart is about to explode with emotion