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I would definitely be the kind of cat that pushes your glass of whatever over. You will love me or you will suffer ☺️

15.10.2023 10:49 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Sleep is for dead people; unless I have work, then sleep is life-giving, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

26.11.2023 10:06 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HBD to all the archers :]🏹♥️

24.11.2023 08:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plans always sound good until I actually get to them.

24.11.2023 07:52 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

It’s that time again 😌

27.10.2023 07:25 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I got handed a feastables and 5 minutes later I tried to unlock it. Reminded me of the time I almost went to charge my tea 😭

24.11.2023 07:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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turn them on

18.11.2023 03:50 — 👍 1901    🔁 217    💬 32    📌 12

Imagine being a bird and waking up at 4:30 a.m. just to squawk. Actually, no, I’d rather not. It’s a common Koel, so it doesn’t just keep going; it gets louder each time too 😆

18.11.2023 11:25 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Feeling warm inside (in an incinerating kind of way).

18.08.2023 08:15 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
White rose

White rose

This rose plant that I forgot existed until it bloomed.

18.11.2023 10:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I could be here a lot more tbh

18.11.2023 10:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m an empath I can see through everyone’s bullshit” can you see through your own? That’s much harder, my love

18.11.2023 02:04 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Over on Threads, they’re debating “why Bluesky is dying,” which is very funny to me. It’s the only social media site that doesn’t make me want to plug in a toaster while taking a bath.

13.11.2023 17:00 — 👍 2026    🔁 201    💬 122    📌 44

Never be seen again 😆

17.11.2023 09:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

^ ^
⚞🌑 • 🌑⚟

17.11.2023 09:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, could at least get it started.

14.11.2023 09:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It hurts so much when it’s a friend, I’m so sorry.

14.11.2023 09:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guys, don’t forget we have group breathing practice at 10am. All the deep breaths, ok?

27.10.2023 09:16 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

1 rn probably 8 later.

14.11.2023 08:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When a problem arises that I don’t have the energy for: Do you believe in evade at first sight?

14.11.2023 08:48 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

“It’s fine” while @ the departure gate with my one-way ticket and contemplating my next life.

14.11.2023 08:18 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

If you love me and you have beef, at least make it teriyaki, ok?

12.11.2023 10:42 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can have beef. I’ll simply manifest vegetarian and move on with my life.

12.11.2023 10:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Unfrozen zooper doopers

Unfrozen zooper doopers

Used to be the ritual, now I have my ice maker 😆 but I miss squishing them into a slushy.

12.11.2023 10:28 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I need a december life goal (that I can abandon by NYE).

12.11.2023 09:33 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing

the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle

there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers

there's also an internal kobold spectrum

and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble

this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which  I just can't belive I had to add

also adds a "clone fucking" bubble

also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle

also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION

includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about

ive run out of characters lol

It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers there's also an internal kobold spectrum and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which I just can't belive I had to add also adds a "clone fucking" bubble also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about ive run out of characters lol

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version

11.11.2023 21:20 — 👍 1408    🔁 506    💬 133    📌 110
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Hopefully next Summer we will have blossoms on this beautiful plant. They are spectacular.

12.11.2023 04:09 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Is it vindictive and petty to revel in the pain of those who once caused you pain?

Too bad, I'm doing it anyway.

07.11.2023 17:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Some do, yes. Hopefully that won’t happen 😭 lol and I’ll just get my pjs!

11.11.2023 17:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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