—Ęllleeea

I would definitely be the kind of cat that pushes your glass of whatever over. You will love me or you will suffer ☺️

Sleep is for dead people; unless I have work, then sleep is life-giving, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

HBD to all the archers :]🏹♥️

Plans always sound good until I actually get to them.

It’s that time again 😌

I got handed a feastables and 5 minutes later I tried to unlock it. Reminded me of the time I almost went to charge my tea 😭

turn them on

Imagine being a bird and waking up at 4:30 a.m. just to squawk. Actually, no, I’d rather not. It’s a common Koel, so it doesn’t just keep going; it gets louder each time too 😆

Feeling warm inside (in an incinerating kind of way).

White rose

This rose plant that I forgot existed until it bloomed.

I could be here a lot more tbh

“I’m an empath I can see through everyone’s bullshit” can you see through your own? That’s much harder, my love

Over on Threads, they’re debating “why Bluesky is dying,” which is very funny to me. It’s the only social media site that doesn’t make me want to plug in a toaster while taking a bath.

Never be seen again 😆

^ ^
⚞🌑 • 🌑⚟

Yes, could at least get it started.

It hurts so much when it’s a friend, I’m so sorry.

Guys, don’t forget we have group breathing practice at 10am. All the deep breaths, ok?

1 rn probably 8 later.

When a problem arises that I don’t have the energy for: Do you believe in evade at first sight?

“It’s fine” while @ the departure gate with my one-way ticket and contemplating my next life.

If you love me and you have beef, at least make it teriyaki, ok?

You can have beef. I’ll simply manifest vegetarian and move on with my life.

Unfrozen zooper doopers

Used to be the ritual, now I have my ice maker 😆 but I miss squishing them into a slushy.

I need a december life goal (that I can abandon by NYE).

It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers there's also an internal kobold spectrum and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which I just can't belive I had to add also adds a "clone fucking" bubble also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about ive run out of characters lol

This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century

It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society

Please direct people to this version

Hopefully next Summer we will have blossoms on this beautiful plant. They are spectacular.

Is it vindictive and petty to revel in the pain of those who once caused you pain?

Too bad, I'm doing it anyway.

Some do, yes. Hopefully that won’t happen 😭 lol and I’ll just get my pjs!