Small Gray Games

I think we could make a whole economy out of it

[Tom Brady walks out on a bare white set. He's holding a golden football.]

"Designer? Founder? Innovator? These words don't describe men, but God alone. By Him all things were created, and for Him we now build."

[It's an ad for an app where AI does sports betting for you.]

He had no choice but to say things were indescribable because the term he kept arriving at was “big toilet”

The only social network in the game who will periodically email you out of nowhere to ask if you want to connect to one of the people in the Epstein files

Including a system to automatically grind up your massive piles of unwanted swords at various points throughout a mission perhaps suggests that there are too many swords.

Today I literally began typing "do you want an--" and my phone, rather than guessing the word "anything" to produce what must be one of the most commonly texted phrases in the English language, instead guessed "annexing."

I think it's cool that predictive autocorrect, one of the only things that a "what would somebody usually say here" AI model is truly suited to handle, still for some reason sucks.

If I’m vaporized after being rear-ended by a stock Honda Civic going 150mph for no reason, I’m going to be so mad. At least Mad Max it a little.

I think legal penalties should be higher if you drive like a psychopath weaving through traffic but your car isn’t even cool.

I of course had to google this and yes those are definitely some unfortunate top results.

This is literally the only thing I know about him

someday somebody will come up with an idea that marries these ideas... someday...

Wo Long boss called Taotie. He's some kind of huge demon, I don't even know what I'm looking at. All red with big fangs, horns, some random extra arms coming out.

Looks like it wasn't even the one everybody says is the hardest. It was this huge guy Taotie. I started reading guides and everything, just absolutely could not do it.

I beat every single boss in Wo Long on the first try, except for one right in the middle that took like 15 tries. I'm not sure what that means.

The Irishman was kind of laser-targeted to immediately expose the hard limits of the tech. Do all the smoothing you want, if you immediately say "OK 75-year-old guy, inhabit the physicality of a 30-year-old now," like obviously he can't, your valley is uncanny, what can you do

I'm trying to get everything together for my own demo, so I probably shouldn't volunteer for anything right now, but if you're looking for testers down the line definitely let me know.

For the most part it seems like it's saying 1 in 10 Americans just said yes no matter what, but I am curious about the subset who said "yeah obviously I could beat up an elephant, but a grizzly bear whoa no way"

That sounds very cool - glad I wasn't just somehow missing a bunch of posts about it. I will be watching out for that for sure!

Yeah I think it'd probably work fine then. I literally did it yesterday, though, so grain of salt here.

Is this game announced? I don't think I've seen it. "Sprite based JRPG with orchestral metal soundtrack" is something I want to put my eyes on.

My use case is very simple (just tons of ogg and png files and the scale is never gonna get huge), so I don't know if there'd be any difference there, but it's perfect so far. And yeah I prefer git in the console so that muscle memory is important to me too.

Asking for ketamine infusions for your treatment-resistant depression but all your insurance will cover is Patch Adams stuff

I finally got annoyed enough to set up Git LFS to store the assets in South of the March, and this is definitely one of those things I should have done at step one.

How did Pagliacci get an appointment so quickly? He is clearly not from the town where he's seeing this doctor. Is Pagliacci at an urgent care?

To be fair, it depends on exactly what they mean by "popular," because that fairly shocking number of one star reviews is its own kind of activity.

Sea of Stars is listed almost immediately after those in this screenshot. I'm having trouble imagining what kind of experience people like this had playing Sea of Stars.

Cmon there's gotta be at least one complaint you can give me early.

Somewhere right now there's a guy having a Usual Suspects mug drop moment as he remembers playing Call of Duty with an account called XxJeffEpstein53xX in late 2013.

But just imagine the high-quality personalized ad experience you’re going to get from that

In the old days they had just one big pixel and they were happy.

Why would the remote want to update. That's not right. It's up to no good.