brett craycraft

Cheers homies

The funniest thing about the fake TPUSA halftime show poster is that it’s got like a dozen people listed for a 15 min performance. Kid Rock’s gonna get half a bangdabangdiggy before the exhumed corpse of Travis Tritt shoves him offstage.

Now we’re cookin

Second longest lmao god I love baseball

Polanbigswingingdicktober

How can you not be utterly baffled by baseball

This dudes def trying to get away from security

Also runs like someone in a Southern California beach town liquor store parking lot (complimentary)

We were all focused on the submarine but it turns out we just need to get these guys on weird vehicles of any type.

I was thinking they should arson a win but this works too

More like Christopher Coldumbass amirite

Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.

These guys are just the best

Hey quick question man what the fuck is wrong w you

Benicio del Toro in one battle after another is the perfect representation of friendship (always has a cold modelo for you)

I’ve lived in this city for 16 years and this is the first time I’ve ever felt even remotely nervous about leaving my apt

ICE trucks out and about on the far north side of Chicago right now. Spread the word. Uptown, Edgewater, Rogers Park, West Rogers Park, Evanston. Churches are letting people out. Walk with people - blow a whistle- blow your horn . #chicago #chicagoice #ice

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

sprint speed’s so slow because of his gigantic balls.

All the best jokes need to be identified as such afterward everyone knows this

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

fake cover for a magazine called PLOP with a press image from The Good Wife. text includes "the cast of the good wife tells us their most fudgiest shart stories" and "splish splash 17 turd shapes making waves this spring" and "hollywood wipe secrets: rachael ray, mario lopez, jennifer garner"

today marks 15 years since my wife and I started dating so I'm gonna share the most important and beautiful thing we ever made together

Tfw you time the delivery perfectly from the train on the way home

This was one of the best shows I’ve ever been to… just banger after banger after banger

I don’t really want to do this anymore tbh

I love the idea that he’s just standing there waiting.

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

One loss away from not having to deal w cubs fans on the redline when I’m going to the dispo…

It’s sterile and I like the taste