@mystineptune.bsky.social
Author of I Ran Away To Evil. And a renfaire bard. Www.lazydragonbooks.com
Hearthcon is a week away and its all panel prep and confirmation emails!
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
@alexkarne.com
Alex! Poke me.
I wish I had more brain to brain things
01.10.2025 07:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to prep for an important day tomorrow!
*lies down on floor and stares into the void*
This is on my tbr ❤️
17.09.2025 20:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you call a spelled crystal that traps your soul for all eternity?
Maximum Security Prism
Never learn how to fly from a griffin-
They just wing it.
Why do dwarves hate gossip?
They like Mining their own business!
Buh da dum che!
Dragons
Need I say more.
What did the elf say to the berserker?
"You need more elf-control."
Drink water
Do resistance activities
Eat protein and good fats and a serving a veggies, try to eat an appropriate amount of calories if you can.
Maybe sleep. That might help. (I say, up till midnight on my phone each night lol)
Was witchtok off by 3 days?
30.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had no idea that existed! Spice and wolf is my husband's favorite so I definitely have to share that
29.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking for good audiobook fantasy - cozy vibes.
Im reading Paladins Grace and loving the narrator. Cozy adjacent fine too
Today is a writing day
Ill edit a few panels for HearthCon - the free cozy fantasy convention online in Oct.
And here's hoping for 500 words of my novel!
Insert click bait. 🪱
Yeah, that was just as bad a joke in my head.
Just me
On the floor
Needing to do things
But not.
YES, IT WORKED. We added the "Abolish ICE" flag to the pride flag on our porch when next door went up for sale and the awesome lesbian couple who toured the house for the second time this weekend are making an offer and said our flags were part of why they had the house on the list :D
26.08.2025 20:59 — 👍 1235 🔁 64 💬 18 📌 7Authors, if you think your book might have been stolen by AI, join the class action lawsuit! Here's the link to file a claim!
authorsguild.org/news/anthrop...
If anyone is looking for me, I'm behind the potted plant reading Paladin's Grace.
27.08.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
All of these authors at one online free fantasy convention!
www.lazydragonbooks.com/hearthcon-2025
Thank you! Yeah, I could never have the audacity to disrespect editors or cover artists, or typesetting... when I'm booking slots with mine 6 months ahead 💀
26.08.2025 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So I'm a full time author, making between 50-60k/year depending on how prolific I am.
The number of times my in-laws have mocked my job as "not a real job", when I work 9am-3pm and 10pm-midnight, Monday to Friday, and also on weekends if it's during a deadline... every time. It's every time.
I went Saturday and it was so much fun!
25.08.2025 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One of the strange parts about finishing a series is that it's over, and you have no idea if anyone is gonna read it.
My final book came out Tuesday... it's a 400-page, 15-hour audiobook... and I'm getting fan letters and emails and private messages like I've never had before.
Just me, crying.
Complete series for your tbr
Cozy fantasy romcom in a sentient dark enchanted forest that eats people.
www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Thank you for the reply 🔥
Hugs.
@polenth.bsky.social
Reaching out from HearthCon- we have an online cozy scifi panel this year and we'd love to invite you to join us!
I vibe with this princess.
From I Ran Away To Evil Book 1
Write it.
You know you want to.
