Chris 🏳️‍🌈

If you asked me a few years ago, I wouldn’t have had being a paid member of The Green Party and actually being excited by a leadership election on by bingo card but, here we are. Though frankly it may be short lived if @zackpolanski.bsky.social doesn’t win the vote.

🎶 We found love in a hopeless place (Twitter) 🎶

You are the most amazing beautiful person I’ve ever met how dare you be mean to the love of my life 😠

I a silly goose

Me: *doesn’t sleep*
Me: *doesn’t eat*
Me: *doesn’t hydrate*
Me: *doesn’t exercise*

Me: “Why do I feel like shit all the time?”

Happy new year everyone

I do still think it was pretty expensive but I think we had been into M&S earlier in the day and saw one for £75 or some shit and that might have put it into perspective to the point that it seemed like a good deal at the time. So many lucky ladies getting Charlie gift sets this year (again) 😅

We got ours from Sainsbury’s but I think it was more like £35 because of some offer

Not 5 dictating a letter to mummy Jess for the attention of Santa to ask him if he likes the Christmas tree and she decorated a gingerbread tree for him to eat and he shouldn’t forget to eat it 😭😭🥺 Kid needs to go to sleep so we can wrap her presents otherwise he ain’t coming 😬

I can’t be the only person that flings spaghetti at the kitchen cupboard to check if it’s cooked…?

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A screenshot of a social media post by “Sir Starmeroid” discussing the cost of their breakfast sourced from Waitrose, claiming it costs £0.19 a day or 6p with cheaper options. The items include organic porridge, organic milk, single apiary honey, and frozen organic raspberries & blueberries. They state that they heat it on a radiator overnight and argue that schools do not need to provide healthy food before or after school. The post suggests parental responsibility should not be shifted to the state. Below, a reply by “Chris Toland” questions leaving radiators on overnight.

Dying at this tweet. Who the fuck cooks their morning porridge overnight on a radiator? Goldilocks would be fuming.

There is NO WAY his IQ is over 150. Zero chance. One of his fan boys made it up.

Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child.

(I think we had the same barber…)

As far as I can tell there might be a “Digital Wellbeing” or “Focus” mode enabled? Not sure if that rings a bell.

Not sure but didn’t this get added in a recent Android update? Did she maybe update Android?

Remember: Your body is a temple, and you wouldn't fill a temple with crisps.

(Actually I would, and do, frequently)

New Ed Balls day just dropped. Or "the balls have dropped", if you will.

What specifically makes this unimaginable compared to a couple of weeks ago? The timing of the exodus simultaneously seems correct and odd. To an extent it feels like we should have all gone over a year ago.

Victoria Coren Mitchell, Richard Osman and Susie Dent having a natter on Twitter

This is the kind of thing that makes it worthwhile to at least browse Twitter once in a while.

Oh no knackered gallbladders are not fun in the slightest. Get that sucker outta there asap!

Michael Fabricant replying to a newspaper headline from Nadine Dorries about group sex in the Commons.

Just when you thought the mental imagery of a story couldn’t get any worse.

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That’s all good for as long as we can rely on moderators to actually do something about it. Blocking is a good bet though.

Should we bully them off the platform? Start as we mean to go on.

Will be me very soon having to catch up on both Severance and The Last of Us before their second seasons come out. Though in the latter’s case that’s more just because I want to watch it again. I know what happened better than most stories thanks to the game and the times I’ve replayed it.

I’d like to see you try a version of this (maybe smaller) where you build the same app in different stacks that you’re less familiar with (like PHP). Looking forward to watching this one though!

Nearly fell for this

bsky.app/profile/offi...

Doesn’t look like the real Mark Hamill (handle spelling is wrong). I guess he’ll post on his Twitter when/if he moves.

Peopling is hard but glad it wasn’t negative. It rarely is in my experience though doesn’t usually leave me with wanting more. Little and not very often is ideal.