@me410.bsky.social
I'm not keen on the other app.
A generous pinch of grated Leo
08.11.2025 11:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Nothing worse than a recipe telling you to add subjective measurements.
"Add a large spring of thyme"
.... Just tell me how many bloody grams! I can't make these decisions.
*stares at the price of a Boots meal deal*
"If only we joined the third Reich"
Choose the greatest British television moment (there are only 2)
07.11.2025 15:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Badminton at this hour on a Saturday is preferable to the historically standard hangover.
18.10.2025 05:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The nonce, formerly known as Prince?
18.10.2025 05:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0God forbid anything at all happens
14.10.2025 07:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy autumn to all who celebrate
10.10.2025 16:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I work closely with a number of synagogues. Many have introduced a fee for security on all bookings. Events in Manchester today highlight exactly why.
It's been clear for years that the Jewish community is vulnerable. We really need to do more as a society to fucking stamp out antisemitism
It's pretty astonishing how blatantly Israel are committing genocide. Like they've comprehensively ticked off each of the 10 stages already.
18.09.2025 11:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In other news, freshly deposited shit steams on winter pavement.
04.09.2025 19:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*leaves house*
Monzo: you've spent Β£4,678,521.98 today
Hello to our castle
18.07.2025 18:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
18.07.2025 12:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Party 1: this would be good
Party 2: that would be bad!
....
Party 2: this would be good
Party 1: that would be bad!
*Repeat forever*
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17.07.2025 16:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hi it's me
17.07.2025 16:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'll have a shot of orange please
19.06.2025 10:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But this is now affecting the white middle class in a bad way!
17.06.2025 15:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Something particularly vile about political points scoring on grooming gangs.
17.06.2025 15:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am sorry but if you cannot tell the difference between a duck and a goose, there is no hope.
25.03.2025 15:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"the pope looks well", said no one.
23.03.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A marvelous WWII shoehorn
23.03.2025 12:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
POV you're Elon Musk trying to have a normal, everyday conversation
13.03.2025 09:32 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Never know what to ask for when I get my hair cut so I just ask them to try their best
12.03.2025 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0For certain activities
04.03.2025 12:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello what do I do in Leeds
04.03.2025 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Having a free night is a luxury
28.02.2025 11:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Have much on tonight?
Nothing at all
Fancy going out?
Not at all
