Tom

Society has turned its back on the sacred texts.

Counting the days until the liberation of MGS4.

[cool warning]
be sure to blast cigs while playing MGS4 like your hero, old snake.

Accidentally watched 30 seconds of Question Time while flicking through channels. I feel like I need a shower.

Cardassians for some reason: We should all get matching Nick Cave haircuts.

COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite

MARIO: Thank-a you!

C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?

M: What’s-a your point, Detective?

Free dril.

Starting to think there's nothing plain and simple about this Garak fellow.

He just wants that Ed Davey life.

Bring back proper Tizer in 2026.

Can always count on you for a nice timeline cleanse.

Oh are we doing that whole bit again where we pretend Brianna Ghey died because of social media rather than because of the people who stabbed her 28 times.

Hey Jane Austen novel Pride and prejudice and knuckles

Can't stop laughing at the Jenrick news.

I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts

Deadbert

Love when it's winter and it takes me 3 days to recover from an IBS flair up. Just brilliant stuff.

I remember reading Kirk/Spock took off back when Star Trek was originally airing thanks to women fans writing fics to each other.

Considering how negative the response has been to the final season, it's amazing that there seems to be a new interview every other day where they just willingly offer up another way they didn't give a shit about what they were doing.

Brits created especially for an American audience.

one of my buddies got trapped in a poké ball and we can't get him out

There was a thread on Reddit the other day where it was determined to be AI. One of the easiest things to spot is the dog's tail clips through itself at one point.

Should be doing a million and one things today but instead I'm just sitting watching the Great Tits flitting about in the trees opposite.

FUTURE COP L.A.P.D.

FUTURE COP L.A.P.D.

Absolute banger of a dream. No further details needed.

Sounds like a rare 10/10 dream.

Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.

That elbow drop at 20 seconds is brutal.

that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion

Really regret not taking more time off over Christmas. I thought things would be nice and quiet and could get a lot of admin done, but no, that is simply not allowed.