It’s like someone with no literacy skills wrote it

I like Instagram for music. Bands will post about gigs and festivals which is useful. I’ve also found quite a few good up and coming artists and bands on there. Bluesky is my go to for Everton stuff now. Don’t have Facebook or Twitter or TikTok

At least he’s had the decency to cover his nipples

Shame, cos I’m in Sheffield tomorrow. I was hoping for a dust up

Up the Argyle lad

I think that’s something a Plymouth fan masquerading as a Man U fan would say

His support for Amorim is making me think he might be a parody account.

Those tap ins, you have to keep your eyes on the ball rather than where you’re kicking it to. His head is up looking at the back of the net. If he can’t grasp the simple things, how can he expect to do anything else

We seem to be living in your head rent free at the moment.

What’s your basis? Your form last season was garbage. You’ve beaten 2 promoted sides at home and 10 man Chelsea. I’m not having a go, I’m just intrigued.

I thought Barry was an upgrade on DCL but he was just Chermiti’s replacement. We still need the DCL upgrade

Maybe him kissing a snail?

You’ll be reincarnated as a snail now

Do you not enjoy your mentions filling up every time Hojland, Antony, Rashford etc score for their club?

I look forward to him scoring a hat-trick for an Italian side in the Champions League

You can correct the karma by giving him a ceremonial funeral and burial with a neighbourhood guard of honour and a 5 mile funeral March to his final resting place

They’ve beaten two promoted sides at home and ten man Chelsea. They’ve not won away from home. They’re in crisis already

I’m amazed we even had 5 points

Remember that Challinor fella who played for your club, Tranmere? He could launch a decent throw-in

Brentford, who smashed you lot?

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If you don’t know me by now, you will never never ever know me.

Come on lad, it’s Everton, negativity is what we do!

I have the view that if you’ve managed to score more than your opponents (without dodgy ref decisions) then you deserved to win

He is a figure of fun, a bit like peppa pig

I expect us to beat everyone at home

Cinematic

Can someone post a montage video of those cringey YouTube kopites when the Chelsea winner goes in?

When they’ve collected data about happiness, Russian citizens rank as the most miserable. So there’s always that to look forward to

Beto standing around like a lost puppy isn’t going to get chances created for him. His running off the ball is directionless at best

Soz lads, we got it wrong but whatchya gonna do, eh? 🤷

Nobody at PGMOL seems accountable for their errors

There was a perfect through ball for Beto in the first half. His control was laughable and ended up just running it out for a goal kick.