Showing in IMAX
See it in Giant Size, Man
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Exhausted from living in the 21st Century. Brain fried from all the TV watching. Have hot hot hot sport and political takes. Please don't implode this place and make me have to understand Mastodon
Showing in IMAX
See it in Giant Size, Man
A few rare things I haven't seen on other sites: The IFC shows ("Comedy Bang! Bang!" is my favorite), "Rocky and Bullwinkle" and original "Inspector Gadget," some syndicated action shows ("The Lost World," "Tarzan" and "Conan")
07.11.2025 21:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is this a spoiler for the medical disaster that will kill us all in the final year of Trump's term?
If it turns out to be deadly fungus I will be mad
Oompa Loompa made good and inherited the Wonka factory
07.11.2025 19:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My "never slurped" classified ad is raising a lot of questions already answered by my classified ad
07.11.2025 19:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Picking the absolute perfect week to slobber-kiss Trump. No notes.
07.11.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Too late for DOJ to arrest Ohtani so Trump can get a payday?
07.11.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Make America Hypersomnic Again
07.11.2025 17:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Another strength: No hesitation about offering bribes
07.11.2025 16:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Firmly believe Marvel or DC should make one of their Alien/Predator/Godzilla/Scooby-Doo crossovers into a live-action movie. The world needs dumb fun.
07.11.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0In lieu of pay raises, NBC execs put their household staffs' kids on "Adam-12?"
07.11.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The empty-chairs-with-nameplates miniseries should've been a theatrical release
07.11.2025 15:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I want to imagine the article is a list of foggy English coastal towns
07.11.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0(I know the explanations but it will still always be inexplicable to me)
07.11.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I give some of them credit for recognizing where society is and coming up with something millions of people want to use. I just wonder wtf makes them turn evil when they could be beloved by billions for as long as civilization lasts while barely, if at all, having to change their lifestyle.
07.11.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0D.C. is the hottest federal district. Everyone is saying it.
07.11.2025 14:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy multicultural children standing on smiling Earth in front of a rainbow
This is what Trump thinks about at every moment and dreams about every night
07.11.2025 14:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You're discounting that we have clean coal. And if it's not enough we can add the word "clean" to other things.
07.11.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Of course, her speech. Who can ever forget it. We all all know it by heart now.
07.11.2025 13:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Robot butler/suicide machine? Pretty good value.
07.11.2025 13:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you have a chance to go 3 games under .500 you have to leave everything out on the field
07.11.2025 04:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Should've used the bribe money on bandwidth
07.11.2025 03:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Facebook marketing no longer asks questions about what creepy and unethical thing Zuck launched now. They just sigh and order up another Instagram-protects-teenagers ad blitz.
07.11.2025 03:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No toddlers during the Great Depression. You either went to college or worked.
07.11.2025 03:32 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Coke just put out their new AI slop ad. Pepsi can win by doing nothing.
07.11.2025 02:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's too harsh. But I would say let them do everything with Monopoly money until they prove their worth and responsibility to handle real money
07.11.2025 02:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Shareholders in the room chant Elon! Elon! Elon!"
When did dignity ceased being a thing?
It's like kids being made to perform poems and skits at their grandpa's birthday party, who's already fallen asleep in his armchair
06.11.2025 18:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0