The Devil is a Part-Timer

Trying to get as much time with the Spaghetti Blaster as possible while I'm on leave

Nobody:

The comments in a shitty Italian Vietnam War movie on YouTube:

When my buddy tells me he hates Beretta and Benelli products for no particular reason.

My mom is the kind of person who thinks black pepper is spicy. We're off to a great start.

I decided to do smoked brisket for the first time, and my dad kindly offered to reimburse me for the meat because he's going to benefit from me making this. He then got sticker shock because he didn't actually know how big a brisket was. He then asked me to prepare an unseasoned chicken for my mom.

I think the YouTube algorithm did it again

This is satire. I wrote this. Just in case anyone thought it was real.

In times of crisis, it's important to keep a positive mental attitude

The temple of Hasadera

Tokyo

Some photos from my recent trip to Osaka, with more to follow.

One of my favorite architectural phenomena that I see in Okinawa is "nature surrounding THE STRUCTURE"

Always has a very dystopia vibe

Other Marines I know keep mentioning that they met @sebastianbae.bsky.social and I'm the one who keeps trying to get them to play Littoral Commander.

Sadness

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

I've been so disconnected that I dont even remember

yes, make america NORMAL. do not trim grey flannel BUSINESS suits with yellow PIPING because that's historically a SPORTING DETAIL

Also, if I dont follow you and I know you from Sigma male Twitter, hit me up and remind me of where I know you from.

I've taken every poorly-articulated argument from soldiers and Marines about who is or isn't a POG and then compiled it into the WORST CHART EVER.

So how does it specifically benefit macro shots?

Yet more

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Oh yeah, I got called to active duty and sent to Okinawa, with a little detour to Korea. Here are some of my better photos of various sights.