Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth

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None. But then also snicksnacks.

(Don't judge me is the insinuation that I am the raccoon in the video...)

a baby is sitting in a car seat with a serious look on his face . ALT: a baby is sitting in a car seat with a serious look on his face .

Don't judge me

Yes & yes.

We must tap into this somehow

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If worse comes to worse & she pushes over the brink, I'll cannonball into the deepend of this whole podcast broadcast whole life trauma & publish book called "After All I've Done For You!" And find out if these podcasters really do wear Quince clothes. Thanks, Nana!

a little boy is walking down a sidewalk while holding a cell phone in his hand . ALT: a little boy is walking down a sidewalk while holding a cell phone in his hand .

Oops hit wrong button. Meant to ask how you & the family & raptors are & this...

I'm good. Condo sold, house is bought & juss waiting for the parental unit to communicate plans for her move next month. I'm having flashbacks to lockdowns some days lol

These are the facks

Definitely a piecemeal venture over the years. The shams i think i got from Steinmart like 20 years ago. The throw pillow is Homegoods clearance excellence from their Nordic/Euro stuff last year. Navigating the house & demons, I'm way late decorating & it's a challenge.

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Ma'am first of all more to the point & important you first. Second af

Recharging for her bullshet

Multiple times in my life when I have crossed passed with women who just struck the shet out of me. And while appearance/looks isn't a legit measure of good person, sometimes there's just a vibe & they're stunning & if the opportunity presents, I tell them so because the WOW factor compells me.

a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face . ALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is smiling and making a funny face .

It's the beat of the noises of the items she knocks over with intent.

If only. Kershaw is her ahole mode. Generally her daily government family name is Mookie. And Mookieno. And MookieJamesgoddammit. the ungovernable menace demon that she is, takes over- Kershaw.

Every decision of everything in this house begins lives ends & then thrice additional reconsiderations because Kershaw. I've been trying to decorate since after Halloween.

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I've noticed since the move that I get even more frequent rando runny noses. excess cases of Kleenex with Lotion has become the accidental bonus.

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I paint the pictures

The key lime pie is mid viral infection that has taken hold of chest & sinuses so bad that the snot is a continuous web of dayglow green.

Maybe it's the execution? Nail art version of the IG chef react vids where Karen's daughter Harllay-Ahnnah with the trad-influencer kitchen who's married to Bryson that played football at Baylor makes crimes against humanity "casserole" in an aluminum baking dish.

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Oyster dressing is the shizz. I'll take two servings & helpings to go k thx

while secretly dreaming one day sharing one thing that made you laugh til you cried & couldn't catch your breath.

You would absolutely me on my list of people to podcast with weekly sitting w/drinks & cigars/cigarettes swapping stories rando life lessons & shit talking. I'm one hundo certain I'd be absolutely day-dream smitten encouraging you to do all the talking

a man is standing in a room decorated with balloons and confetti . ALT: a man is standing in a room decorated with balloons and confetti .

I may not *bee* here every day to tell you how thrilling joyous mere thought of you is. Never fucking doubt it is facks. Every spritzings of perfumes, every time I shop for it I think of you & wonder your take would *bee* & hope you would approve. Wicked humor & effervescent. Happy birthday darling.

I am waiting until I can binge multiple episodes & at a time & currently in the midst of binging 2 shows on the flix to get my action/intrigue/stress fixins.

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I have that. It's violence with a big smile.