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A SKELTAN KIND OF GOING NUT'S BECUASE THEY COULD SWEAR THAT A PONEY WAS JUST A BABY HORSE BUT TURNS OUT ITS A WHOLE NOTHER ANIMAL AND THERE WORLD VIEW IS FALLING APART, AND THERE SAYING "JUST FOUND OUT A PONEY ISNT A BABY HORSE, ITS A WHOLE NOTHER ANIMAL, DID THEY CHANGE THIS WAS I ALWAYS WRONG WHAT OTHER ASSUMPTIONS HAVE I MADE HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT WE KNOW' IS KNOWLEDGE FINITE OR DOES THE CONCEPT REPRESENT A CLOUD OF POSSIBILITYS? IS IT POSSIBLE TO KNOW EVERY THING OR IS A KNOWLEDGE SIMPLY DA COLLAPSE OF DA WAVE FORM OF CERTAINTY AROUND A WORLD MORE COMPLEX AND BEAUTIFUL THAN OUR SHIT MINDS CAN COMPREHEND ??? IS IT POSSIBLE TO FREE ALL NON VIOLENT PRISONERS AND REPLACE THEM WITH PEOPLE WHO USE LEAF BLOWERS? I DONT KNOW DA ANSWER SO IM GOING TO GO WITH "ASKING DA QUESTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANSWERING IT" I MEAN DA SKELTEN IN THE GRAPHIC IS SAYING THAT . YOU KNOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Frame of a guy in a documentary being escorted by police into a red car

"What is the charge? Throwing a meal? A submarine sandwich meal?"

Conservatives when you hit them with a sandwich

yeah, i like HBO

Honey
Bunches of
Oats

In the original draft, the lyric was "it's a black fly / in your chardonnay / that you roll back and forth / crushing to death with your tongue" but studio executives begged Alanis to have at least one of the tracks on "Jagged Little Pill" not be about slowly crushing a bug to death in your mouth.

John Lennon died forty years ago today after accidentally swallowing a chicken bone.

He ate the bones

Spam bot post reads Anni Tracey @annitrace.bsky.s... 2d I'm looking for over 40 men who would like to enjoy a romantic chat with me tonight.

I don't know that seems like too many men for it to be romantic.

The movie ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ opened 50 years ago today at London’s Rialto Theatre 👄

Monday: I wish it was Friday. Friday: I wish I was dead. Death: Hell yeah work sucks

hell yeah

If you are a company who is worried about a big boycott from a religious group just remember that because they are people they are mostly hypocrites and you don’t have to actually do what they say. They will still patronize your business!

CHEAP!

Want a trillion hits on YouTube? Get a bunch of kindergarteners who live in DC, Chicago, NYC, and LA to read grown republicans’ tweets about how scared they are of those cities

OOH-OOH

Try searching for "big balls stomped" and you should find what you're looking for

What was his number on the call sheet?

LOL the only company that makes money in AI is nvidia

Tesla diner announces major menu change after "unprecedented demand" The diner has trimmed its menu to keep up with demand.

dropped from menu after 2 weeks: veggie burger, club sandwich, market salad, bacon, hash brown bites, biscuits with red gravy and chocolate chip cookies.

menu is now 5 sandwiches, 2 sides, 2 pies, shakes/soda.

86 BURGERS
86 FRIES
86 TACOS
86 PIES

The mission is to give tax breaks to the obscenely wealthy and corporations that bribe them. The rest is how they get the Confederates to vote for them.

Everybody knows what's in the files

glad they stopped putting those revolting Ren and Stimpy style closeups in the Charmin bear commercials

(To messenger)

Go now! Tarry not!

(Looking out the castle window moments later)

This mf tarrying

aww Martha's Vineyard is like his second favorite island 😥

A SKELOTON WHO FEEL'S LIKE MACREADY IN DA 1982 FILM "THE THING" AND HE WAS RIGHT TO DESTROY CHESS WIZERD!!! HIS ONLY MISTAKE WAS WASTING WHISKEY !!!!! NONE OF US COULD HAVE SEEN "THE THING" COMING BECUASE WHO WOULD KNOW THAT YOUR HANDS WOULD GO INSIDE AND IT WOULD MUNCH THEM OFF BUT WE ALL KNOW THE FEELING OF DESTROYING A COMPUTER , WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY WERE FUCKED , WERE LUCKY WE GOT A COUPLE GOOD DECADE'S OUT OF THEM BEFORE IT ALL TURNED TO SHIT!!! IMAGINE LOOKING AT YOUR FELLOW HUMAN'S AND THINKING OF EACH ONE IN YOUR MIND AS A HURDLE THAT STAND'S BETWEEN YOU AND MORE MONEY , IMAGINE A LACK OF AESTHETIC SO DEEP THAT YOU CANNOT TELL A COMPUTERS OUTPUT FROM A HUMAN BEING, IMAGINE A MIND SO DEVOID OF EMOTION THAT YOU CAN SAY WITH A STRAIGHT FACE THAT ART MUST NO LONGER BE MADE, THAT CHAINS AROUND THE WRISTS OF HUMANITY IS THE WAY IT MUST BE, YOUR OWN NASTY MIND TALKINT TO ITSELF LIKE HANNIBAL LECTER AS YOU DREAM OF A WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET OUT OF PAYING JODIE FOSTER, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO IMPRESSING HER LIKE WE USE TO , ANY WAY THE TEXT " I WILL NOT LISTEN TO AI MUSIC , I WILL NEVER WATCH AI VIDEO, I WILL NEVER READ AI WRITING , I HATE CMOPUTERS NOW, THEY RUINED GOING ON THE COMPUTER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NEVER !! - dashare.zone ADMIN

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