Exhaustion Machine

they look like Jack-in-the-Box sauce tubs so maybe they were just trying to dunk their jalapeno poppers

it happens to a lot of people

a post describing himbos as kind, beefy, AND stupid kind and beefy is a hunk stupid and beefy is a jock kind and stupid is just a decent man

he seems to fail 2 of 3 himbo requirements

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logically and linguistically this is obviously "CAR-meh-shan"

but i cannot read it as anything but "car-ME-zhun"

if you gaze long into "Nancy," Nancy gazes into you as well

so many anonymous deaths yet that friend's husband walks these streets with us

no, it happened in 1941 (1979)

3 Days of a Sneeze Stuck in My Sinuses, Despite Having Sneezed 100 Times in Those 3 Days

screen cap from the original Final Fantasy VII with the Barrett quote, "It's 'cuz of that &^#$# 'pizza' that people underneath are sufferin'!"

typical speciesist not considering what their spot at the top takes from the lower classes

i can't have caffeine, so i drink unroasted coffee

i'm a vegetarian and i say that's too many peas

Daria’s lit agent is pregnant. She’s taking a break. “Everyone needs a break, Daria.”

Jane is in Europe, married to a photographer. Chance or Chase, something like that.

Clumps of chestnut hair fall silently into the sink as an unblinking Daria shaves her head in the mirror.

y'know that feeling when you need to sneeze but can't?

what if that for 2 days?

Israel has so far violated the 11 October ceasefire deal in Gaza at least 1,520 times (as of Feb. 1, 2026).

Square: "he has a gun for a sword"

Amano: "and he's blonde, right?"

S: "no, he has dark hair. his love interest does, too, but with brown highlights"

A: "OK, so two blondes with a gunsword, right?"

Amano really has a thing for blondes, huh

sure, but that "average" is distorted by people like me, who eat 500 hotdogs every minute

promoting Spheal is always right

a neighbor recently gave my parents some dried jujubes. my parents had no idea what they were; i told them and my mom looked at the jujubes very seriously and said, "they don't look like candy"

if it wasn't rotary i would've guessed 1990's

Nancy has so many close neighbors

seems like a running theme for Bushmiller

bsky.app/profile/nanc...

whichever one has those dumb glasses

it's cute that they don't imagine themselves with better hair

that's the same face i made when i first touched a boob

sinuses are dumb

ffxv ass restaurant

he is as long as he has the 1st amendment

i feel like his play would involve more claws than mine