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Totally agree. Get rid of ham and rolls, add cranberry sauce and several more vegetables.

(Rolls are "traditional" but why would you want to waste valuable plate/stomach space on plain bread? You can load up on mashed potatoes if you're craving carbs and butter)

24.11.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Queens men meet โ€” Queens Daily Eagle The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.

The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.

22.11.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3156    ๐Ÿ” 495    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55
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While millions of us are struggling to pay for groceries, energy bills & healthcare premiums, the First Lady posts this video showing how she's using our taxpayer money to wine & dine a murderous prince: fancy caligraphy, abundant forals, gilded tableware, gourmet food & white glove service

22.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 360    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:

"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

22.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14593    ๐Ÿ” 5448    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 758    ๐Ÿ“Œ 412

I genuinely believe that if you can't see at night with regular ass yellow incandescent bulbs, you can't see well enough to be allowed to drive at night. Sorry. Driving is dangerous and you can't do it if you're not qualified. Fight for better public transit instead of your right to endanger people.

20.11.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well it seems like Mitchell would like to have both

20.11.2025 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea that the only people who don't support Israel must be Nazis....

20.11.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights."

Then don't expect trans people to sacrifice themselves for your rights either. We are all free or none of us are, and if you can't stand and die on this hill, your country isn't worth dying for.

08.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 349    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. โœŠ

19.11.2025 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7975    ๐Ÿ” 3178    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

One step at a time

20.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never understand people who can be motivated by anxiety. The more anxious I am, the more I shut down and can't get anything done at all.

19.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean just on a basic level, "X should be good next year because it was good last year" never seems like a reasonable assumption to make without other supporting evidence.

19.11.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And of course many messed up kids grow up to be messed up adults. It makes me sad that so many people seem to be taking so much pleasure in making fun of someone who had such a messed up life. I get that she's the easy target right now but do we really have to shoot at everything we can hit?

19.11.2025 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People are using this as another way to dunk on her mostly it seems but like, this just makes me really really sad. She was a child when she made this. That's not a mark against her, it's a mark against the adults in her life that made her think being "jailbait" was something to be proud of.

19.11.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These guys have been told that they are historyโ€™s smartest and most special boys, so the idea that there might be something they need to work hard and still might be bad at is unfashionable to them. See: Elon Musk getting caught cheating at video games.

19.11.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm happy I made something fun and I can show my boys it's fun to create stuff. Don't let others--especially AI--create for you when you have your own ideas and thoughts and expressions. Nobody can ever take those away.

To be human is to create, and it is both incredibly easy and incredibly hard.

19.11.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The comparison to running is completely flawed too. People don't stop making music because it's hard, they stop because it's hard to support yourself while doing it. This is a problem of underpaying artists and not having social safety nets, not a problem of making music not being enjoyable enough.

19.11.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't a prospect have better upside than Grayson at this point when you factor in his age and injury history?

19.11.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what happens when people can afford the ADHD tax

19.11.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, fair point

19.11.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hell yes!! more of this!!!

we are protecting people, but also our own time and our own brains!!!!!

19.11.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 216    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbf, he started as catcher and played third for a while as well. It seems like they could potentially move him around as a utility guy to fill spots and keep his bat in the lineup.

19.11.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Taylor Ward trade makes it even more confusing why the Os didn't sign James McCann again in 2025 - seems like they've been looking for a veteran hitter who knows how to take a pitch to the face

19.11.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The orioles have nothing but prospects. They traded for Ward because one of the big problems last year was not having a significant veteran voice in the clubhouse. It's not a farm system failure it's a lack of experience.

19.11.2025 11:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought we were talking about pitching, what's Naylor got to do with it?

19.11.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#fungifriends #mushrooms #mycology #nature #fungi #biology #photography
Oysterlings again.

18.11.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 421    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Strands of moss grow on too of a fencepost. They look like trees. But each strand is perhaps a half inch or less tall.

Strands of moss grow on too of a fencepost. They look like trees. But each strand is perhaps a half inch or less tall.

A whole world on a fencepost.

19.11.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 209    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.

Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

17.11.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4400    ๐Ÿ” 718    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 123
WE SEE SLUGGO HAPPILY CLIMBING THE STEPS TO HIS ATTIC

SLUGGO: I'LL SPEND THE DAY UP IN THE ATTIC READING OLD COMIC BOOKS

WE SEE SLUGGO HAPPILY CLIMBING THE STEPS TO HIS ATTIC SLUGGO: I'LL SPEND THE DAY UP IN THE ATTIC READING OLD COMIC BOOKS

SLUGGOโ€™S MONDAY

17.11.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 404    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Phil Hands

Phil Hands

16.11.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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