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Men need to have better toilet paper awareness at big events. It’s a scarce commodity and you need to let the girlies know that a stall has no tp when they’re lining up

To be fair, the government did a comparative assessment between the dsm and a magic 8 ball

I cannot explain to you the gay obsession with the Catholic Church. There’s something about it that intrigues us

The electorate voted for a senate that has a majority of ALP and Greens.

Murray Watt and the ALP are choosing instead to write laws that will please the LNP and mining companies.

This is not the outcome a majority of Australians voted for.

Reaction when I stood up for trans women made me realise I had to do more Manchester City and Netherlands player explains why she has become an LGBT Foundation patron and the importance of keeping football free of hate

Reaction when I stood up for trans women made me realise I had to do more

“I didn’t want to tell people what to do, because I don’t think that works, but I wanted to share my solidarity and I hoped it would connect people.”

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Why isn’t F1 fruitier? As a sport it feels queer coded 🤔

The term “queerbaiting” ruined pop music. Let male pop stars be a little fruity!

Creating a new PowerPoint presentation: Americas lack of gun laws and why they force me to learn terms I should never need to know

Lobotomy was successful

I asked, they do not

That’s not him. It’s a clone. The deep state is trying to convince you otherwise ✊

Hey guys, sorry for the confusion. I was the person who ordered all those pizzas from the pentagon pizza place. I was just really hungry and I honestly don’t know why that restaurant was available to me because I live in LA and they’re not here yet so I’m still hungry. Is $8 enough to tip or no

so not only are they spineless, they've shot any credibility they had, allowed extremely toxic discourse to go unchecked for days harming the LGBTQIA+ community and forcing people in the community and the industry to carry an unfair burden, and for what?

Accusations of queer baiting have done irreparable harm to the music industry. We need fruitier pop stars, let them gay it up a little!

Personally I want to hear from the president of dropout before I’ll believe anything this “Sam Reich” says

What do you mean F1 drivers piss themselves while driving?? Are they like sitting in their pissy jump suits??

The Australian govt should immediately announce $500m funding for mRNA vaccine development.

Get those scientists here.

Just an amazing opportunity handed to us by the brain worm infested loon.

Drive to survive is such an interesting show, mainly because you can tell when the new drivers made enough money for their hair transplants

I’m fully on board already

Nothing feels more Aussie (derogatory) than there being a bigger controversy about The Veronicas being on the hottest 100 than Sticky Fingers

Now the euros are over I’ll need someone to wrap Lucy Bronze in bubble wrap so Chelsea can finally win the champions league

In order to celebrate American beef being allowed into the country, famed Australian chef Erin Patterson will be making trump her signature dish

Gonna throw a corporate seminar party and make all of my friends out on name tags and exchange drinks vouchers and small talk for the evening

When Tonightly was cancelled and we had some shows left is when this enduring Greg Larsen character was invented….your turn Colbert

Well done England etc, but we need to talk about Lauren James’ socks because those are ridiculous 😂

a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says kn on it . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a sign that says kn on it .

Watching Sydney Fc vs Wrexham on that surface is just like

It seems insane that France and Spain are on the same side of the bracket 💀

Is Joe calling out EVE and Hunt for that 2nd Panama goal 👀 #AUSvPAN