Kyle

A positive person sees the light at the end of the tunnel while the negative one sees only darkness. Unfortunately both get hit by a train because they were standing on the tracks like idiots

The voices in my head don't bother me. It's the voices on the outside that are the problem

I'd like to say I'm going places this year but there's people there and I'm tired

Trump saying he doesn't draw pictures sounds a lot like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

It is entirely too early for some man to message me on tinder and say I look like comic book guy on the Simpson but it's ok because he finds it sexy...excuse me?

Please tell me why someone is in my dms on a dating app quoting Lil Kim songs?!

Welp. As of today, I have officially lost 30lbs

Yes 😂😂

I must be in the minority..I went to see F1 and I was bored to tears. The acting is atrocious as was the story. Editing was choppy. Tried too hard to be a late 80s/early 90s blockbuster

Chet Holmgren looks like he smells like ass #nbafinals

Amazon music throwin it back to the 2000s with the emo queen #avril #inthefeels

Bring Her Back is a brutal film about grief with a fantastic unhinged performance by Sally Hawkins. Definitely one of the best films of the year #filmsky

I say the strategy for the Pacers game should be this: you take a player who sits on the bench and kick Karl Anthony Towns in the knee since it's been bothering him. You take a flagrant (I've been told you get 2 of those so you have one left just in case) Karl is injured and Pacers win. Simple

The New York Knicks coach looks like Shrek to me

I'm late but Sinners just might be favorite movie of the year. Killer soundtrack and killer performances from Michael B Jordan, Delton Lindo and especially newcomer Miles Caron! #filmsky

Qatar is sending Trump a jet. All I'm saying is that they can be heroes here and add a little explosive detail...

Well today I start a liquid diet of popsicles broth and Gatorade. Have a colonoscopy and an endoscopy done tomorrow at 3pm. Tonight the dam begins to burst. Pray for those around me

It's bad when you prefer Sanjaya's version to John Foster's because at least Sanjaya was entertaining #americanidol

John Foster just isn't that good #americanidol

Listen guys. Let Trump go be pope. The Catholic Church is already screwed up and he'd be out of America! Someone else can clean up America. And remember..the mafia is in Europe and they are Catholic...

I just turned on #americanidol for the first time in years. Gabby Samone just gave the best performance I've ever heard on the show when I used to watch it

Skye says hello! #dogsky

There's something ironic about setting off fireworks and releasing air pollution on Earth Day

I'm beginning to think that Trump's bible is just a large picture book with scribbles all over the pages

This might be tmi but I've been farting and burping for 2 days as a side effect to Zepbound the weightloss medication I'm on. But hey I've lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks so I can live with it. Just be prepared if you come around me #weightloss

Happy Easter?!

It's definitely Edwin McCain. Both Bieber and Charlie Puth have covered I'll Be.

It always sends me into a slight mid life crisis when they play songs from the early to mid 90s like Creep by Stone Temple Pilots on the classic rock station...#musicsky

"This chair is worth $700."

Not if it was painted in gold and cured cancer

How pissed do you think my conservative Facebook friends will be when I post #420praisehim and #wakandbaketheham on Easter Sunday?