Andrew Parker Scott

TikTok still loses money?!?
It feels like it’s everywhere and it’s still not profitable?

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Hold on….

“Hmmm, the trail of Dunkin’s end here….”
*door slams shut*
“Doh!” in Boston accent.

I remember how for the past year Bill Maher kept insisting “He hates war” over and over. Can’t wait to see the Olympic level mental gymnastics it’ll take him to half endorse this bullshit. I’m sure Donny has the next dinner invitation in the mail already.

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Aw, crap. I got mine out on Eastern time by accident and now I got a situation.

So inclusive he made it so even New York’s hardworking CHUD constituents could attend.

Sure it may look festive but this is actually Studio City’s Wicker Man. On Christmas Eve we will gather at the Aroma Cafe to stuff some nosey detective inside of it.

The theatre was dead silent except my friend next to me who saying at full volume “What the Hell?” and “Holy shit!” in the thickest East Coast accent on Earth. I couldn’t stop laughing even though I knew the festival host must have been staring daggers at us.

For completely different reasons I remember being a film festival in North Hollywood where the main attraction was a trio of shorts directed by (rhymes with Schmames Schmanco) premiered. They were…of questionable taste.

I saw Signs with a full crowd and I’ve never heard a crowd freak out as much as I did during the birthday party video scene.

*scoffs*
Back in my day we didn’t spout nonsense like that. We said shagedelic baby! And it was POETRY!

Great to see all of this. Has there been any research in protecting text at all? Or even detecting LLM text?

It’s like a public confession the makers hate their families. Nothing screams Merry Christmas more than a grotesque jittery representation of Grandma.

Your stream must refuse to recognize bad form because almost none of those were a proper pull up. I thought rich people had the best trainers. Do they just count their cash and not their clients reps?

Chain of Pain….good title.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75 Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.

Oof! This one hurts.
He didn’t die. He just decided it’s time to conquer the Netherworld.
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Imagine trying to say that to a jury with a straight face. I’d try to ward you off with a clove of garlic.

No trace of this masterpiece anywhere. For shame.

I think it suffers because Edgar Wright’s record set the bar really high. Got to give him credit for at least hinting to the original ending in the book because….it was grim to say the least.

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Michael Caine Partners With AI Company ElevenLabs To Clone His Voice Michael Caine and Liza Minelli are among a list of actors to lend their voices to ElevenLabs, the generative AI company that specializes in audio.

Coming Soon: The Ladder Puller starring Sir Michael Caine.

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Live footage of Dick Cheneys final moments

Hmmmm….bleeding out is a hell of a business strategy. Let’s see where it goes.

I wonder how much interest dipped once people realized they can’t make counterfeit SpongeBob anymore. Also, a million people may have downloaded the app but how many can actually use it if it’s still invite only?

This feels unfair to Hank Scorpio, though. His doomsday device actually worked.

According to their people, a basic quality generation costs ten cents a second which means $1 a generation. If a million people got to do 30 generations a day that’s a lot of cash burn. I doubt there will be enough users willing to pay to offset any costs. No one wants to pay to make meme videos.

I will never not laugh when Ed insists on calling him Wario Amodei.

Both of my parents are still alive thankfully, but I can still imagine how upsetting it would be to log into social media and see someone puppeteer their digital corpses for likes.
Anyone who says they’re doing this out of love doesn’t know the meaning of the word.

Hoults Luthor is still delightfully petty though. He created a monkey troll farm just to pick on Superman. World class hater.