John Urquhart

Anyone know if Trump woke up this morning? Passed in his sleep?

Any updates on Trump’s cardiovascular health?

Jim needs support. Help if you can.

That kid’s great-grandpa is Elvis, step-grandpa is Michael Jackson, and dad is John Travolta? Luckiest kid in the world 🤗

A pencil drawing of a realistic hand turkey: a human hand with a turkey’s head

I’m somewhat of an authority on hand turkeys (this one I drew in 2008 was #3 on Google Image Search for a long time). Your hand turkey is by far the best one I’ve ever seen. It’s pushing the field forward by leaps and bounds.

Fight Club, Braveheart, Avengers: Endgame, The Hangover

The dude had mitochondrial challenges.

Skeletons shouldn’t have pumpkin heads or be orange. That makes zero sense.

At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.

I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.

A perfect pairing of the head and the heart 🫶

Cuomo shaking his head at the billboard he made that says America Deserved 9/11 so people know he doesn’t like it

Not My Popper! #fakepopper

What are your sources?

Tired: Quiet laughter
Wired: Melodic laughter

These AI bots are being pushed to me right now on Instagram. I trust Zuckerberg’s beautiful vision for the future of our species 🙏

They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞

If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.

The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.

Please post more, Kevin

Excited for Jesse Plemons as Bradley Nowell in “Sublime”

Thank you

Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2

Mr. April (but only when both teams are eliminated)

No thank you

If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you

I think if we can find just a few more examples of MAGA Republicans being hypocrites, we’ll finally have ‘em!!! 💪

@joshfjelstad.bsky.social I’m your first follower. Excited to see where this goes.

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

Culture Has No Name for This Cursed Vibe. It’s Everywhere | Artnet News Exploring the curse vibe known as "Marshmallow Horror:" How the stupid and the awful collide in our distracted, digitally-fueled culture.

Been thinking about this for more than a year; finally put it into words here. Kinda drawing together threads around Josh Kline, Skibidi Toilet, Lasagna Cat, M3gan, Pepe the Frog, 'Brave New World,' Ghostbusters, $TrumpCoin into some kind of theory... news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...