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John Urquhart

@johnu.bsky.social

Cool. I can be weird until all the potential future bosses show up.

95 Followers  |  278 Following  |  38 Posts  |  Joined: 16.06.2023  |  1.9075

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At least John Fetterman was smart enough to preemptively cover up all his tattoos for NIN, Deftones, 311, Pennywise, System of a Down, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Toadies, and Alien Ant Farm.

22.10.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess 14 of Musk’s kids were at Riotfest where Gwar simulated the decapitation of Elon. They all thought it was real. I don’t like the guy at all, but that’s pretty messed up.

23.09.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A perfect pairing of the head and the heart 🫢

11.09.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuomo shaking his head at the billboard he made that says America Deserved 9/11 so people know he doesn’t like it

09.09.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not My Popper! #fakepopper

07.09.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are your sources?

30.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tired: Quiet laughter
Wired: Melodic laughter

17.08.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These AI bots are being pushed to me right now on Instagram. I trust Zuckerberg’s beautiful vision for the future of our species πŸ™

30.07.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They were still running the scam despite my family grieving. 😞

26.07.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I could time travel I’d go back to an old west frontier town and open a perverted anime figurine shop next to the saloon. A cacophony of vocaloid mewling would blight the town. In confused horror the cowboys would shoot blindly at me, the tatters of body pillows fluttering poignantly in the dust.

22.07.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The spotted lanternflies know they won the war, and it shows.

17.07.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please post more, Kevin

25.06.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for Jesse Plemons as Bradley Nowell in β€œSublime”

18.06.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you

22.05.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ralph Fiennes in pre-production for Conclave 2

12.04.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mr. April (but only when both teams are eliminated)

04.04.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No thank you

28.03.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you respond to spam text messages like this, they usually stop bothering you

27.03.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if we can find just a few more examples of MAGA Republicans being hypocrites, we’ll finally have β€˜em!!! πŸ’ͺ

25.03.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@joshfjelstad.bsky.social I’m your first follower. Excited to see where this goes.

25.03.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream (liqueur)

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

21.02.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6343    πŸ” 912    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 269
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Culture Has No Name for This Cursed Vibe. It’s Everywhere | Artnet News Exploring the curse vibe known as "Marshmallow Horror:" How the stupid and the awful collide in our distracted, digitally-fueled culture.

Been thinking about this for more than a year; finally put it into words here. Kinda drawing together threads around Josh Kline, Skibidi Toilet, Lasagna Cat, M3gan, Pepe the Frog, 'Brave New World,' Ghostbusters, $TrumpCoin into some kind of theory... news.artnet.com/art-world-ar...

20.02.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 17

Adams should be heckled mercilessly every time he steps foot outside in NYC for the rest of his life.

19.02.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Diane in Brooklyn is handling the snow like a true New Yorker
YouTube video by PIX11 News Diane in Brooklyn is handling the snow like a true New Yorker

We are a bunch of weird people.

09.02.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Antifa is currently offering a limited time Friends and Family Plan. Three month free trial then $7.99/mo for a full year. Code: FAMILY

20.01.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The good thing about all of this is the lasting good will Democrats are earning from Republicans by treating Trump with warmth and kindness. β€οΈπŸ€— I’m excited for them to reciprocate 😌

20.01.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He was actually the model for Donkey, not Shrek

09.01.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Seacrest took over for Pat Sajak on Wheel
Took over for Dick Clark on NYE
Took over for Casey Kasem on Top 40
Took over for Regis on Live! With Regis and Kelly
WAKE UP, AMERICA!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!

01.01.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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agent swarm framework aces spatial reasoning test

25.12.2024 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

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