John Rosenberger

Me, a man in his 40s, explaining one of my favorite bands - “Well, they play heavy music, they mostly sing either about beating people to death with your bare hands or how nice it is to live in the San Fernando Valley and their lead singer is a wrestler. Oh, and they absolutely LOVE samurai shit.”

TikTok decided that a thing I would enjoy is watch Draft Day and Trouble With The Curve in 90 second increments and they were correct.

Thank god I didn’t know about The Front Bottlms when I was in junior high & in high school and played trumpet. I would have been the worst version of acoustic guitar at a party guy.

2 things:
1. This is for like at most 6 people
2. I think I was caught more off guard but how bad he looks than him becoming a Nazi

Instagram has, for some reason, spent the week using suggested ads to really rub my face in the fact that Rick Ta Life is a big fat white supremacist and I want to know what I did to deserve this treatment.

Well looks like my job has finally blocked the everything app so I guess I will be posting my dumb bullshit here for the foreseeable future.

June 14th 1994.

I haven’t gotten to yell in a bit and tonight I get to yell at a hardcore show which, frankly, is my favorite type of yelling to do.

yes!!! I am trying to get better at deck construction and not just playing mostly pre-constructed decks with a few tweaks.

My best New Years Resolutions in order:
5. Get back in to Magic (2021)
4. Go to at least one new aquarium a month (2025)
3. Keep a physical calendar (2024)
2. Tell people when they smell nice (2019)
1. Enter every new relationship from a platonic stand point (2022)

Seeing a lot of people on both sides calling Mike Johnson a cuck and I think that's unfair to me, a man who has actually watched a significant other have sex with another man, albeit accidentally. (Seeing it was accidental, she was very intentionally have sex with another man).

There’s a deli by me where the guy at the counter called me Jerry every day for a decade. I tried to correct him at first but eventually just accepted that when I was in there I was Jerry. Now he’s gone and I miss the adventure of seeing what Little Debbie snacks Jerry was going to leave with.

I think we mostly see things along similar lines but would make opposite choices in this scenario.

I didn't say anything about your race nor do I see anything indicating it? All I see is a drawing of a smiley face? I use Y'all cause I'm from the woods.

The automated calls from out of state area codes about my dad being rushed to a hospital 100 percent happen because the MedicAlert Bracelet program he signed up for sold his data and I am a listed emergency contact so I wouldn't say I'm talking about things that haven't happened.

Well while I see your point I am not a big fan of getting robo calls and spam emails every 5 minutes and I'd prefer not to give these companies any further information to train their bots. Already get enough telling me that my elderly father has been admitted to the ICU when he's safe at home.

I'm sure feeding your medical information to an AI library that anyone can access is in no way a HIPPAA violation.

Leave me a couple'a funny pages bub!

I thought y'all hated equality, you know the E in DEI.

You mean like when Biden went out of his way to break the backs of the railway worker strike?

Love you, Mike.

Very funny to comment this in response to an article about how this guy is gonna get not even a tenth of the reward he was promised because the entire system is set up to not follow through on tip rewards.

Hi ruth!

As a person who deals with a lot of application stuff a pattern I notice more and more is people using emails they never check and then complain that they weren't contacted about follow up. Why? Why are you just setting yourself up for failure?

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song about eating seeds as a pastime activity

Sue you can just say you also want all the brown people deported now that they're not as useful to you electorally.

Being a critical thinker means you can hate McDonalds and still be grateful for what Grimace did for the 2024 New York Metropolitans.

Two people have shot people in public view and evaded the NYPD for days only to get dimed out by a rando at a McDonalds and that, my friends, is just as good a reason to stop eating at the Golden Arches as their fervent support of the IDF and grotesquely anti-labor business practices.

Love to be a catty little minx

I have a giant poster in my bathroom of a sea otter with a ladybug on its' face that says "Remember Valdez" on it and when I found it 5 years ago I was like "Oh cute, this otter's name is Valdez" and then I realized that I had brought home a poster memorializing a 30 year old gas tanker leak.