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Oh YES that’s so much better omg Mazel tov

22.11.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A plush robe is never a stupid decision, congrats to future cozy you

22.11.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goddd it looks so refreshing

21.11.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s entirely my honor Mayor 🫑

17.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ordered two one for myself and one as a gift thank YOU

17.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhhhhhhh that’s who he looks like!! Tim Heideker

17.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They make great β€œcrab” cakes!

17.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God bless him and his namesake both 🫑

14.11.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to look it up but that’s at least thematically appropriate- car go fast! So do horse!

14.11.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha what

14.11.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a movie admittedly, but I feel like β€œThe Goon Wife” fits in well here

13.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you one thousand times over for advocating for your fellow bald guy likers πŸ™ sometimes it’s it feels like it’s just you, me and the wishful thinking of Haruki Murakami

12.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump would drop a nuke on NYC

12.11.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our representatives just straight up lie to us all the time while voting to further immiserate us

11.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A true poster’s spirit

11.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s such addict shit lmao

10.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Told Angus King I hope he’s attacked by bees every time he leaves the house for the rest of his life. I’m Doing My Part🫑

10.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey do me a favor beat up Angus King

10.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God the tongue thing is like the best part

07.11.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My boomer opinion is I think legalization was hindered for a long time in part bc it’s really difficult to convince someone that something called β€œBlueberry Bubblefuck” is legitimate medicine!!

06.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT WAS THE TAPPAN ZEE oh the balls on this motherfucker!!!!!!!

06.11.2025 12:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wrote in β€œThe Great City of New York” with a bunch of hearts under it

04.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd and says each day 's a gift ALT: a man in a suit is standing in front of a crowd and says each day 's a gift
03.11.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That this isn’t available for popcorn in every movie theater across the country is an unfathomable injustice

03.11.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uncle2many is a perfect handle though

01.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is two sentence horror

31.10.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did they put the inspiring Instagram music over it and not the Bar Rescue β€œeverything’s a disaster” sting

31.10.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I offer aunticular

28.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Uncle Snake was a Vietnam vet buddy of my dad’s and I’m white as hell (Jewish/from Idaho)

28.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Calabrian chili I feel like I’m onto something here

27.10.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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