Eddo

Oh good, my protein shake has dripped on my trousers which doesn’t look dodgy at all.

I was not aware of Bad Bunny until a few weeks ago and legit thought they were a female US rapper.

I’m now very much up to date

Brighton is a very queer/liberal city and oft the lines and blurred between straight guys and queer guys.

New guy at the 6am fitness class wearing nail polish and a rainbow wristband.

Now time to work out if he's one of us or just a Brighton dad.

I adore alcohol free weekends. They feel infinitely longer and the Sunday scaries are non existent.

A mooch into town to take a look at the Chinese New Year food market and pick up some treats. A hunt round the chazzas then back home for spaghetti and meatballs for tea.

Stunning

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Another month, another change of tax code from HMRC.

Been looking after my nephews today, they’re 12 and 8. I’m exhausted

Aww, this was nearly a meet cute. Alas

It’s a sign

That's so good. The trainers are brilliant. A few of them came into the office end of last year and I was a little star struck

Woah, that's amazing. I had Fitness+ last year and only managed 52 workouts. Legit one a week.

Tonight at choir a mashup between:

- Olivia Dean - Man I need
- Tears for Fears - Everybody wants to rule the world

It sounds amazing

Purchased a Logitech streaming light to make myself look better on video calls and I think it's highlighting my wrinkles which somehow feels homophobic.

Walked round the corner to drop a parcel off. Realised half way round that I'd left the house in my slippers

It has begun. Call the old folks home. It's time

Car insurance, road tax, MOT and service complete for another year.

And goodbye money.

iPhone 17pro battery is wild.

I took it off charge at 7am yesterday morning and I'm still at 25%

Yes I did go to a 6.15am functional fitness class and have then been out walking Hank for an hour.

(Can I go to bed now plz thx)

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Paid £8.60 for two cookies at a bakery lads.

Ok so the iPhone 17pro camera is great

Heading to London to spend my Selfridges birthday vouches on a new aftershave and then we’re seeing Operation Mincemeat followed by dinner

Stunner

Yes my team got me a Spice Girls cake for my birthday and five years. Obsessed!

Bringing in lunch from home into the office means I can buy myself a delicious coffee.

Girl math

Dark, cold, miserable and raining. What a Tuesday!

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We finally hit January pay day

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

YH needed a new front tyre, a new back light, some kind of drivers side bar (?) Minor tweaks and nips.

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She's gonna be grand. I can feel it

OK she did not pass with flying colours, needs a couple of minor enhancements but we listen and we don't judge and we pay the bill.