Jason Graff

Best we can do is a $10 credit on their next bill 😐

We have gone from building apps to building "developers". A certain kindergarten teacher aspect to it.

Clearly, sir, you hate freedom. I did great on my driver's test in 1995.

In 1992, I was on the student programming board at KU. We had Dr. Ruth speaking and the hospitality team provided a tray of... ham sandwiches. She took one look and handed her sandwich to me.

1. get behind someone you can copy, and fake it until you make it
2. don't join in the very front or the back, sometimes they switch directions and you will have no one to copy
3. if you do a step totally wrong, laugh and pretend you're drunk

Office gets a tray of nice-looking sandwiches, literally ALL of them have mayo. If you didn't get enough mayo, there's packets next to the mustard 😡

YouTube video by CabCallowayVEVO Cab Calloway - Everybody Eats When They Come To My House (Official Audio)

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Calico kitten who can't be bothered

This is The Feral; her name is Melody. Softest fur but rarely wants to be touched.

But the thing that takes 5 minutes to renew online can take you just 3 minutes with our integration

Don't know, can't authenticate 💀

A baby dik dik

No one complains when I send them pictures of my dik dik. It's so little, who's going to be offended?!

That's a "chicken or the egg" question, we don't have to know if the weird came first

You could just cry every day, works for me 👍

I quit right there on the spot and didn't light up for 3 years

Sources: Kay Barnes to be named interim Jackson County executive after Frank White recall Former Kansas City, Missouri, Mayor Kay Barnes will be appointed interim Jackson County executive, according to sources.

Fun story about Kay Waldo Barnes...
She was hanging out in the Sheraton on the Plaza with her colleagues and dared me to quit smoking at 7pm one New years Eve.
Said, "if you're not ready to do it now you'll never do it"

www.kmbc.com/article/kay-...

Like, if it's in the cuff that's fair game

I enjoyed debate when it was about talking too fast for people to understand. After high school, I just got a new personality 🤷

a woman in a suit and glasses is saying shut it down . dealbreaker . ALT: a woman in a suit and glasses is saying shut it down . dealbreaker .

If that's their deal breaker... Would it ever be love?!

Sharice Davids (D-KS) voted Yes. I'm embarrassed.

And the interface is going to suck, worse

Kids can't go to their house, bones everywhere

It's giving Borderlands!

Because it's a joy when the need for a knife arises and YOU can help

There are no deals to be had. They will punk you every chance they get.

You can look at their properties and tell if their guys are worth a damn! Is the 3-year-old concrete falling apart? Etc

Was thinking Kevin Durant. Skilled but opportunistic mercenary.

Mars was opposing Neptune and Saturn from Libra, and square to Venus / Jupiter. Mars is the most blade-y planet?

Think I've got some extra mesothelioma back at the house

We could solve a lot of problems with wolves.

Rioji Vaot by birth
Kansan by grace of god