I’m surprised Freeze still has a job

Bahahahah!

That’s so dumb.

No way the Maine oysterman doesn’t milkshake duck

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

JAMES FRANKLIN TO UNC

@drpattijones.bsky.social
The phrase, “Figure out how” is not helpful and does not help matters.

So sad

Wait, I thought it was me?

Oh, I can feel the tension here in Alabama.
Hell, IM PISSES. Lol
It’s so ridiculous

For real lol.
It’s such a shit show.
I feel bad for the players

Well no shit

Jerry Jones looks like the guy who chose poorly and aged rapidly in Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

There’s 1

Yeah, it really does.
The amount of ignorance is mind blowing

What could possibly go wrong?

Haha! Same here in Alabama. It’s getting harder to do it here though. Because…people are batshit crazy

In case you are wondering why September (and June)? dukechronicle.com/article/duke...

Dick

john mulaney: the creepiest days are when you don't hear from the horse at all.

happy labor day

What a tiny man he must be

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

Today are the days I miss old sports twitter

Is that bad? That seems bad.

I’d give my left leg if he would

So does Paul

Those people are a different kind of crazy

Sure Jan

But seriously, who knows? It’s so unclear

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