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if dog years are an actual thing, how come vets charge full price for really old dogs? My mutt is about fifteen, so in dog years he is well and truly a pensioner and be should be getting free prescriptions and what have-you. Not glasses obviously, I'm not stupid. Hector Barnfeather, Hull

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Motherfucking wind farms…

BAN THE SUN!

Kneecap is not the story.
Genocide in Gaza is.

That’s why Jordan Henderson signed Brentford. Lake? Yes! Deal!! ✍️

Tragic news this morning as we have just heard Diogo Jota was killed in a car accident.

He leaves behind his wife Rute Cardoso and their three young children. 😢

Thoughts and prayers go out to all of the family. #YNWA #LFC

Israeli strike on Gaza seafront cafe kills at least 20 Palestinians, witnesses and rescuers say The outdoor cafe was frequently used by journalists, activists and local residents.

And on it goes. Israeli politicians using UK media to stoke up outrage around Bob Vylan & Kneecap must be laughing their heads off at how easy it all is. I think this brings the Palestinian death toll *since the Glastonbury performance* in to triple figures.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is objectively nuts but impartial ‘news’ currently lacks any metric to express that one ‘wrong’ newsworthy thing is several billion times worse than another.

LFC! 20!

Elbows up, Canada.

“”Chat shit, get banged!”

"love to the family"

THIS IS A DICTATOR

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

I was electrocuted, beaten, stabbed in the leg and starved after being captured while defending my home and family in Mariupol.
We held back Putin’s invasion for several weeks while Russia slaughtered over 25,000 predominantly Russian speaking Ukrainians including women and children.

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
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10. Smallpox

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I decided to act out the phrase "when the shit hits the fan" the other day, and believe me the results weren't as magnificent as you would expect. And it shorted out the electricity in the delta practice where my mate works. Tim Buktu, Timbuktu

YouTube video by Jonathan Pie The Corporate Con.

The Corporate Con.
With corporate greed out of control, it's time for Labour to start governing.
youtu.be/qj-gAUaUF-4?...

The most important thing for Keir Starmer in his tenure and indeed his whole life will be to stand up to Donald Trump's very clear push for authoritarianism. If he stands up too late it'll be the only thing he'll ever be remembered for. Anyway have a great weekend!

I have nowhere else to vent my spleen or my vitriol, other than here and I apologise. I also know that my problems are insignificant in comparison to the current state of global affairs, but I fucking hate my job! And is a microcosm of global fuckwit billionaires, tight arse if boss too! Thanks

So it turns out a certain President Donald Trump initiated a diversity program at the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) in 2019.
But why let the truth get in the way of politically convenient lie?

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

MY BANK has just emailed me to say they've "Got My Back" and I can rely on them like a friend. Well, if any of my friends had £2.3 trillion in assets and they didn't bung me a bit of cash to pay my fucking leccy bill, I'd wonder if they were really my friend after all. So shove that up your arse, HSBC. William Fuzzbottom, Cheese. On-Toast-On-The-Wold

There are a few hours of daylight left to do the @rspb.bsky.social excellent #BigGardenBirdwatch so if you haven’t - please do ! And if you are struggling to identify birds then this informative key from @vizcomic.bsky.social will be an enormous help . . .

The Hegseth confirmation shows that Republican lawmakers have put party over country. They should be ashamed, but I doubt if they are.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

Genius!