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Hale Garrison

@halegarrison.bsky.social

Writer. Former educator. Cynical optimist. Author of Our American Madness and Humanity Stew.

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Latest posts by halegarrison.bsky.social on Bluesky

Last I knew, Americans had the option to switch channels if they find something offensive.

18.09.2025 01:56 — 👍 34    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember when we were the good guys.

28.02.2025 19:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Chiefs called Brad Raffensperger this morning and asked him to find 19 points.

10.02.2025 17:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Congratulations to Elon Musk for making a shrewdly cost-efficient investment with his acquisition of Donald Trump.
Unfortunately, as human beings, both remain utterly worthless.

03.02.2025 20:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Top 4 Properties Owned by Elon Musk:

X
SpaceX
Tesla
Donald Trump

03.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I grew up Southern Baptist and know firsthand how many are simple minded and among the least spiritually evolved individuals among us. A shocking number don’t seem to comprehend the teachings of their professed Lord and Savior around whom they claim to focus their lives. Some are just phonies.

02.02.2025 21:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is this void in the souls of Trump and his supporters that makes them so desperately want people to suffer just to claim a “win” in an unnecessary trade war?

02.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Take comfort in knowing that this breathtakingly beautiful world will continue on, unconcerned with the foolishness of its inhabitants.

20.01.2025 17:36 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Tonight’s sunset.

08.01.2025 22:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He wants Greenland so he can rename it Ivankastan.

07.01.2025 21:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s January in Chicago and you have Florida plates on your car. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

07.01.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This one dates back to his first term. Same old playbook indeed.

19.12.2024 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Breaking news: Trump is suing The Weather Channel for yesterday’s incorrect forecast.

17.12.2024 20:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love sunset photos - especially when trying to capture a good one myself. Here is a favorite of mine.

14.12.2024 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If hypocrisy was a contagious deadly disease, no American could safely leave home without a hazmat suit.

04.12.2024 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I never did like Twitter.

21.11.2024 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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