bltcatwich (they/he/she/any)

but words fail, definitions undefined
music falls flat, melodies unrefined
i say “i love you”
while you’re asleep and on the line
you say it back and i know then
i meant it

polaroid of affection

every thought about you is a sigh
of relief and longing rolled into one
the molecules of air mixing
stirred until it’s a bittersweet liquor
i drink it down and try to capture the taste

my life has been a living hell the past few months, but i’m the happiest i’ve ever been now! sex is cool too

“gosh i don’t know what equipment i need for making a pie”
patrick stump:

GODDAMNIT I DON’T WANT YOU TO “autoplay similar songs” I WANT YOU TO PLAY ONLY THE SONGS I HAVE METICULOUSLY SELECTED TO CURATE THE PERFECT VIBE. I WILL SIT IN SILENCE AFTER THE LAST NOTE IS PLAYED LIKE THE DEATH KNELL OF A COFFIN BEING LOWERED

the odds are stacked against me
my corner’s ready to stop the fight
but i raise my gloves
just one more round

flickering light above
the shadow moves like prince naseem
back breaking angles in a blink
as a gust of wind whips a branch
or a bolt of lightning shoots through the sky

shadowboxing:

one, two
one-two, one-two-three
twist and drop the hip, bend at the knee
jab and cross and duck and slip
counterhit, feint

finally cut you off
like dead weight
a long time coming
stopped counting the days
now i can be free
now we can be free

haven’t posted in a while, gonna start using this account for poetry

had to get this out of my head, hope it helps someone! (1/3)

wait… would bluesky be able to go by the name twitter now that “X” isn’t using it?

Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “I...

“It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the Sunshine State.” — Gov. Ron DeSantis

bruh you work at a hospital and run a popular cat’s socials? i strive to have this work ethic

save me white man… white man save me

whipped cream cat

dionysus would be proud 🥲

i heard he got a head injury, don’t remember how long ago it was

what does yeag mean?

ooh yeah those are very pretty 👍

if communism was a kpop group, che guevara would be my bias

We do! You can now call your hospital and ask for an **itemized** medical bill. Many people report seeing their bills drop after doing this.

About half of all medical bills are estimated to have errors, and those errors often make things more expensive for patients - not less.

don’t disrespect the fit
i went to clown school for this shit

if you invite someone transphobic to blue sky im gonna put you in one of those machines that spins you around really fast!!!

ok so i had this funny idea for a picture where i had a vape cloud covering the camera because this app is full of gay stoners, but i fucked it up and now i’m really high uh ohhhhhhh 😓😓😓😓

tonight at 9: local victorian child fucking dies after going on the internet