Neil Thurston

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Paddington in Jurassic Park (1993)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650

When/why the hell did the entire service industry decide to start saying "welcome IN"???

Current struggle is setting up my Arturia KeyLab mk3 (MIDI Controller) using MIDI Control Center, if anyone is curious.

I'm PRETTY sure I'm not an idiot...

#Arturia #KeyLab #whoknows #frustration

I have never, not once, consulted a user manual to fix an issue, and had the example photos/directions match the thing I'm looking at in that moment. Triple check that it's the right product/software version/etc. The toggle referenced doesn't exist, the setting is named something entirely different.

Never thought I'd use these words together but...

Go Pacers!(?)

#nba #finals #WarriorsFan

I might hesitate to use the word "masterpiece," but Usher's Confessions is a no-skipper for me for sure.

Today's unsolicited opinion:
NBA players 7' or taller should only get one point for slam dunks.

@nba.com #hottake?

I love when my technology gets an update that makes it worse/LESS functional...

#technology #morebetterer #SamsungTV

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials OAK PARK, IL—Paying no mind to his forgetful nature and instead lending a fancy free, devil-may-care attitude toward his tendency to sign up for promotional offers, area man Ben Cameron was playing it fast and loose this week with his free trials for numerous subscription-based services. “Yeah, why not? I’ll try FUBI. It’s free for the […]

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
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Why are people still surprised when Philadelphians wreck Philadelphia after one of their teams win?

Tale as old as time...

This MF'er said MANIFEST DESTINY!!!

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

Lïen, a table that is both too tall to use comfortably while seated, but also somehow too short to be usable while standing.

Fair enough.

Hello everyone! Now that I'm here, prepare to almost never hear from me again... Unless it's the middle of the night, and I have a random, entirely inconsequential thought, which I feel the need to share, but no one is awake.