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Go Ducks! Long-time listener, first-time caller. This profile in no way represents the thoughts, opinions, or advice from my employer.

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What scandal are you talking about? I haven't heard anything about this.

10.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is the possibility it is neither, which is the scariest option of all.

10.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oregon was given that take for years. And finally we said fine, we'll build 'em your way, and now we're dominating the B1G.

10.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🧡

10.10.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this now a Modern 30 Rock account? Because I love it

10.10.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love my city

10.10.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, that's skill. I grabbed him off waivers that year before everyone else caught on. Carried me to a championship, a waiver pickup is skill

10.10.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's me, the guy who picked him off waivers immediately when the first guy dropped him.

10.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're making me sad that Bob's Red Mill closed their storefront. It was fun to visit and stock up.

10.10.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was in public accounting I went to Pine State for a post busy season breakfast, and had a 45 minute wait on a Tuesday. I was so perplexed.

09.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did we all forget he has the concepts of a plan?

09.10.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's what I want to hear

09.10.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking about this yesterday, have we ever had a bubble so large and obvious before or is it due to social media we can more easily see it? Simply put, this would be the first bubble to burst post-Social Media age, will all bubbles be more visible now?

08.10.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A classic 'hits when you're 20: movie. This is a movie that gets worse as you age, not the other way around.

08.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe it's less disillusionment and more reading the tea leaves. As Trumpism/MAGA begets more pain, adherence softens.

08.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They call themselves Jefferson, hard to argue with it.

08.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

08.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17397    πŸ” 9472    πŸ’¬ 903    πŸ“Œ 732

I wish the unipiper was providing the music, would be the capstone of the whole thing

08.10.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just in case someone missed this detail:
Wells Fargo used the ICE orks to clear out a building of lawful residents to make a buck

Again, a military terror purge was carried out with naked children in handcuffs for the benefit of Wells Fargo execs

A corrupt corp that will bleat at any reciprocity

07.10.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1027    πŸ” 707    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 45

Real non-lethal weapon when pointed at someone driving a vehicle. πŸ™„

07.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't Lutnick's kids buy up a bunch of tariff repayment rights? So if they have to repay the tarrifs Lutnick is going to enrich himself.

07.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The standard demonym is Portlander. Using Portlandian is less common. But Portlandian is more fun. Especially when we're trying to be uniquely Portland.

07.10.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remote work was going to really boost home ownership rates, especially with Boomers offloading their surplus (vac. homes) property, but the push to bto mandates and investment funds going into rental properties has really killed that dream.

Res RE is going to be funky in downturn.

06.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get me wrong, PDX is housing s-tier protestors, but that means no off-season. The veterans get it, but the rooks haven't figured it out yet. No one cares that the Malaysian food cart owner is wearing Nikes, we just want our satay, wiggle your sign at an inside voice.

06.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Portlandian, it has to be protesters.

Sir, I just want to grab my lunch at the food cart. I don't care about the protest topic of the week.

06.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, to be fair, this time they're encroaching on Old Spaghetti Factory. That's war

06.10.2025 07:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love Portland so much. I love my city.

05.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful shot of Mt Shasta in the background there

05.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On top of the insanity of running them while the government is shut down. I can't imagine this is a winning strategy.

04.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is wild: while Stephen Miller's guy was in Minnesota for his uncle's funeral, somebody was able to see his entire phone and take pictures of his Signal group chats talking about military deployments to Portland, and brought them to the Strib (gift link: www.startribune.com/trump-offici...)

04.10.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 8235    πŸ” 3839    πŸ’¬ 269    πŸ“Œ 457

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