...emotional depth of a teaspoon 😩

ICYMI — Trump lied that Chicago had “4000” murders, when it’s projected to have 380 this year (way down from last year)

If it’s so bad there why does he have to keep lying about it?

More like 97...

According to the scuttlebutt out of NYU, buddy was asked not to return this Fall.

Don't know how true it is, but it makes me giggle. If his Daddy goes after them, then we will know it's true.

Just effortlessly beautiful and stylish...
😍

This is why my office is Snack Central.
Even with LUNCH scheduled on my calendar, I will miss it.

Coffee and something bready for a late breakfast - since I clock in at 10am - and then wandering around grazing until I'm not hungry at dinner time.

I am about tired of America's bullshit.

Sadly, not traumatized enough.

Fucking weirdos.

Always harshing people's yum.

Where do you think we picked up the habit of multiple fridges/freezers?
YOUR GENERATION TAUGHT US!

If you didn't get that lesson, then your people failed you.

Also, if you don't have IC and DD, then you probably shouldn't have internet access for 🦋
Goes hand in hand.

I love the variations in uniforms now in womrn's sports.
After the gymnasts rebelled and demanded the unitard option, and beach volleyball did the same - except more booty coverage - I am overjoyed for all of them.

Just cut the TV on and see that Women's College Volleyball is on NBC right now.
USC vs UCLA
On a Saturday.
On a Saturday when College Football is on.

Yay!

Walked past a bag this morning on a quick bread run. Didn't feel like carrying it...

A hand holding a dripping wet, bulging-eyed, flat-faced cat looking sadly at the camera.

“The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.”

- H.P. Lovecraft

And the movie is still bombing...

I mean, Stevie can't work miracles.

🚫 The Kremlin was forced to postpone its summit with Arab leaders at the last minute because almost no one agreed to attend, — Bloomberg

❗️Russia had been preparing for the summit since spring. Kremlin invited 22 Arab heads of state to the forum.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Being mad at Ms Rachel is a pretty good tell that you're just mad that people care about Palestine at all— many such cases actually but in that context these people will die mad because people will always care

Describing a hockey rink as The Boy Aquarium is hysterical

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

Turning Point USA, group founded by Charlie Kirk, announces Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming Turning Point USA is calling its Super Bowl halftime show a celebration of "faith, family and freedom."

*CACKLES*

fucking losers...

Each other, most likely.
Or they'll go back to making water pies and the like.

See... I was questioning my eyes!

Him being a convicted rapist takes all the fun outta the music. If I can't dance to it, I don't wanna hear it.

In the confusion of taking the wrong meds, getting my period, and preparing for an approaching storm, I forgot a few things.

1. It's SATURDAY and there is Football to enjoy

2. My groceries are on their way. I forgot that I paid my good good money for people to bring me fun foods and drinks.

They are having the TIME of their lives!

Yup.

Cried while watching the Weather Channel talk about that house in Rodante that refuses to fall.

Ma'am, it's CONDEMNED!

They "aren't supposed to have more than regular white folks" according to these fucking people.
God forbid a Black woman thinks about the future - for her and her descendants.

Hopalong Cassidy here got some fucking cojones the size of Texas to be cracking on somebody.