"Throughly annoyed with this existence..."

I hope they come back with updates.

Me and my momma were just talking about how she and her Irish twin had mumps and measles at the same time and got stuck in the same room because of it.

Are they all like that? Or just that unfortunate one?

Chicken pox and measles weren't enough?

I'm sorry for her behavior.
We're usually smart enough to not appear that stupid, in public at least.

slavery is one of the rare things historically where the more you learn about it the more you realize your initial assessment was correct and it was in fact one of the most evil things ever to occur

The world has gone mad. Absolutely, stark raving, barking mad.

Now imagine what's going on behind the scenes regarding Pope Leo - the real people's Pope.

NBA ain’t nothing but biracial nepo babies.

Something like that probably never crossed his mind. I mean, he probably thought what he had was good enough.

ao3 is the Island of Misfit Toys and I refuse to believe otherwise.
It's the most funnest place in the internet. I love it over there.

If aliens are real, then they are allowing the Fanta Fanatic to destabilize the country and the rest of their world - in either an effort to make their takeover easier OR... for fucking entertainment.

I think the second option is more likely.

He's such a troll 😂

Is that USPS uniform?

Home Alone 1 and 2.
My baby sister is obsessed.

For myself, The Sound of Music.

Poor literacy is also the reason why we are living under a “vibe tocrasy”

Charisma has become more important than a politician’s policy platform

I was going to watch Predator: Badlands but I decided to watch the OG Predator film.

Why is Ahhnold wearing bronzer in this opening scene? That is not a tan.

Natasha Richardson reinforced my decision, which I had initially made because of Bono.

FCC scrutinizes Bad Bunny halftime show for potential rule violations: Report Controversy surrounding Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Halftime show only continues to grow nearly a week after the show.

These people are ridiculous.

Find a fucking hobby!

Despicable...

And yet, he stepped down unlike the implicated Americans.
No discernible ramifications whatsoever.

Something I learned from reviewing the billionaire involvement in the Epstein Files:

Trump picked JD Vance because Peter Thiel and Jeffrey Epstein wanted him to

Vance is Thiel’s pet project—Thiel is responsible for Vance’s makeover from Trump opponent to his VP.

I bet he's having all the fun on those desert adventures we see on TV.

Also trafficked? That was your first option?

Navalny Was Poisoned With Frog Toxin, European Governments Say

They've expanded their murder initiatives.
That's... not good.

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America? there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically

a quote tweet that has transcription from the punch. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week. the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme

over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao

the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes

Listen...

The consequences WILL BE SEVERE!

We tried to tell them...

Another year, another eye exam. I'm blinder this year, as always.
This ever-evolving prescription is why I could never get laser surgery. But then again, when I saw what the laser surgery involved, I changed my mind and accepted that I will be a thick-lens-bifocals girlie.

With water flowing and soap nearby?

Yikes! You have a daredevil on your hands.

He needs to test those kids to see if they're his.