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Writer, author, radio contributor, sci Fi nerd, citizen naturalist, electronic music enthusiast, cinemafile, not really a goat

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Episode 4 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Fire Folk of Flagrantia

"Both the Flagrantians were naked, well-muscled and dangerously armed. They were also perpetually catching fire."

#ZoneBoyWorm

30.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 3 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Dream of Fungus

"He woke up on something like a toadstool. His gas mask was gone. So were his boots."

#ZoneBoyWorm

27.10.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987

So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.

Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).

*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying β€œlet’s post Reagan’s speech.”

youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc

24.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 29898    πŸ” 14803    πŸ’¬ 857    πŸ“Œ 683

We know the playbook. If he says "fake news" you know he's going to do it.

25.10.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's really more King Louis XIV. It would be more French Revolution to behead the king and his court.

22.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 2 of my flash fiction sci fi serial, Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence: Boy Falling.

#ZoneBoyWorm

zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2018/12/02/c...

21.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My sci fi flash fiction serial Zone Boy and the Worm of Incidence - Chapter One: Periods of Rainfall (A Darky and Stormy Night)

ttp://zoneboyworm.stephenhumphrey.ca/2018/11/17/chapter-one-periods-of-rainfall-a-dark-and-stormy-night/

#ZoneBoyWorm

21.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
17.10.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Giant Floating Head Obliterates the Cosmos with Devastating Solar 54 Device
YouTube video by Stephen Humphrey Giant Floating Head Obliterates the Cosmos with Devastating Solar 54 Device

New electronica for B movies from Giant Floating Head.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9r...

17.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm coining a new term. With so much AI slop out there, getting to the truth of things means navigating the signal-to-slop ratio.

17.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm coining a new term. With so much AI slop out there, getting to the truth of things means navigating the signal-to-slop ratio.

17.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They did have a problem. Remember they lost?

28.09.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most likely they'll be using full force on the gardens they rake.

28.09.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the famous image of Batman breaking a gun in half but he's saying "I'm joining the war on AUTISM...on the SIDE OF AUTISM!"

the famous image of Batman breaking a gun in half but he's saying "I'm joining the war on AUTISM...on the SIDE OF AUTISM!"

23.09.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I feel like this is a prelude to charging 14-year-olds with raping congressmen?

17.09.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even if the lab blows up the experiment is over. It's only over when the experimenters stop trying.

17.09.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I generally dislike the rhetorical tactic of saying, "Don't pay attention to that. THIS is the real issue." There are lots of real issues.

24.08.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh, no doubt about it.

23.08.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6065    πŸ” 2184    πŸ’¬ 308    πŸ“Œ 124

Trump talking about the afterlife makes me wonder whether he's going to demand a pyramid tomb. "And bury the Jan 6 rioters with me."

23.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering how nasty she's been I don't feel like she suddenly has a heart. But I can believe she's enough of a careerist to see the writing on the wall.

30.07.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump-Murdoch cage match. Let's go!

18.07.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of Alligator Alcatraz, I think it should be named Mara-Gulago.

With stringy, carp-lipped, silicon boobed Trumpettes manning the gates…. STDs stumbling around in stilettos.

04.07.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 624    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 11

Interview the squeaky tank you cowards

15.06.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 845    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6
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🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

15.06.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 36315    πŸ” 6058    πŸ’¬ 1161    πŸ“Œ 588

I gave it about a day for the first Republican to say something tasteless.

15.06.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud Canadian here. For the record, we're not completely bullshit free up here.

14.06.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's totally expected. These kind of things go back and forth. Whatever. Don't expect me to show up in church any time soon. It takes more than a social trend to conjure up a nonexistent god.

14.06.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need this contemptuous prick out of Canada.

09.06.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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