Patrick McGovern

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It’s the National Anthem of the, uh, you know, Place.

watching a commercial for a drug called “cobenfy” makes me realize we could crowdsource the end of Big Pharma advertising by listing every possible syllable mashup and mocking it before it can be trademarked. Cobenfy—for when Pablux isn’t enough.

Way to go Mark!!!

(The shell feels pretty bad right now, not gonna lie. But time for some rest.)

OMG WTF this is what’s happening to all of us!!

Another facet of the Moon to Mars Program.

Today's Deadline Threat Level is: Onerous.

At least it's not "Hair on Fire", like it was on Friday*.

*The day after Thanksgiving Friday 🙄

"There will be no Schisms on this plane, Mr. Luther."

Riding the Autism Bicycle to Retraction Town Does anyone *really* know their Factor Fexcectorn?

On the Factor Fexcectorn and autism bicycle AI slop study: I got an answer from Springer Nature this morning that this scientific paper will be retracted! 🧪

Full story: nobreakthroughs.substack.com/p/riding-the...

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

I like my odds!

I think I understand how all of those spaceships work except for the Sun Ra one. 😂

Nice choices! Babylon 5 has been on my brain recently, so on Sunday I splurged for Season 1 on Amazon. I hadn't watched it in ages, but I'd say it really holds up well for a 30-ish year old show!

Galaxies were saved, Barb!

OK, it's 5. So sue me.

(It's hard to get the Y-wing action shot without multiples).

Introduce yourself with four spaceships.

He’s ready to defect!!

My family had "3 under 3" for a couple of years back in the 'aughts (adoption + surprise twins), and even did a 19-hour hurricane evacuation (plus dog!) in a mini-van under that condition.

Of course, I was not the one bearing all those humans inside me!

Lizard gets why The Last Jedi was a TERRIBLE movie!

Peppermint Patty would probably say something like this.

I have been, and always shall be, your friend, Charlie Brown.

Give me a ping, Charlie Brown. One ping only, please.

Dang it, “I am altering the deal. Pray I do not alter it again, Charlie Brown” is better!

Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly, Charlie Brown?

Like fish in a barrel!

#TheWhoFirstDraftLyrics

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Space Businessman says "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh".