Mailman Paul

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DENNIS

I need to see Redford's (foot) ball, please

He's also bad at writing lyrics. I love them so much.

New Order is one of my all-time favorite bands, and their live shit sucks because Sumner is bad at singing and has the energy of a miffed saltine.

New Order has to hold the record for best band with worst concerts, right? I never saw them live but every video looks like some Great Moments With Mr Lincoln shit

What hospital is that?

This is good advice, but also it's important to note that if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.

This reminds me of when I was in college and we had just gotten done smoking outside on a lawn, and this hip local business owner tried to join, held out a j, and said "you guys smoke" and my friend Brad said "No, marijuana is bad for you" and we all laughed so hard and he left.

Music is so good. You should check it out when you get a chance.

Guided By Voices - Women Don't Like the Vehicle

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

Red Scare is center-cocaine

Yeah, sure. Whatever. Charlie Brown had hoes.

A four panel comic strip A mailbox stands by a bush, the door open, drippy text says "the mailbox that spits bones at people" in the second panel there is a bone in the mailbox. In the third panel several bones are shooting out of it. In the fourth panel bones are flying everywhere and there's a big pile of bones on the ground. More drippy text says "That's all it does!"

The Mailbox That Spits Bones At People

Johnny Cash is uncool. Too much chex. I'm deeply unsettled by recent takes.

Feel like “ongoing CONCACAF situation” could describe anything from this to full societal collapse.

Nah, I'm good

I heard Whitney Houston's "I wanna dance with somebody" in the grocery store just now, and it's still the best pop song ever released.

She was texting and driving at the time, that's why she wasn't able to post smart things

You should change your username to "the smoothest brain"

I got one on the new Shaun video that just said "reactions to science vary". Extremely helpful.

They are gonna have to make room for you on this list.

Yes, I would feel exactly the same because creating a list isn't harassment, you dingus. I'm sure plenty of people have lists of political positions that I support but they don't want to see. Lists aren't harassment.

The weird part is that even if you do believe that LLMs are sentient, it's still not a dehumanizing phrase! "Crappy opinion posters" isn't dehumanizing; it simply describes what I don't want to see.