Just done this and both my adult and child selves are delighted
22.01.2026 13:30 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0@calmclean.bsky.social
Broadcast engineer, software developer, brew maker. Ex-vision mixer. Often found looking confused in front of a computer. Eurovision enthusiast, keen on tea. Liverpool-based. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Just done this and both my adult and child selves are delighted
22.01.2026 13:30 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0I was strongly tutted at by a grandma - she gestured to a child alongside her, as if to say "what kind of example are you setting?!"
30.12.2025 12:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Robin Ince reveals to last nightโs audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
13.12.2025 11:02 โ ๐ 5928 ๐ 2289 ๐ฌ 131 ๐ 326This is the saddest day of my professional life. Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage. I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys. I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show, A show that I named and helped develop over all those years. Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry. These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter
In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices. Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'. โข I chose the latter. It broke my heart. I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make. I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer. I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence. One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career.
I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more. I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost". James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice. Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences. I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness. Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire. I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal. I am so sorry to let you down. I hope that you can understand my reasoning. I have to accept that I am not what the current BBC expects of their freelance presenters.
Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not "just a job" I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world. From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too. The strawberry is dead. Long live the strawberry. B
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
13.12.2025 00:00 โ ๐ 10737 ๐ 2846 ๐ฌ 1026 ๐ 684Absolutely overlooked. Went down well at the Euroclub!
03.12.2025 22:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Then you find yourself trying to stuff it in all over the shop.
02.12.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Do you want the gash at your end or mine?" comes up surprisingly often.
02.12.2025 00:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hang on... say that again?
01.12.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0STATLER; "This funeral is so boring, I'm jealous of the guy in the coffin! Ah ha ha ha ha!"
[Statler turns to the empty chair next to him and sheds one tear]
Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.
30.07.2025 21:19 โ ๐ 15353 ๐ 6053 ๐ฌ 125 ๐ 262Reece and I standing outside next to a Pride parade in Liverpool. The Radio City Tower is visible in the background, next to a large Pride flag in the foreground.
Did some Pride things today - even ended up in the parade. Fab to have been a part of it with Reece โค๏ธ
26.07.2025 21:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Big fan of the stickers.
02.07.2025 00:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0how being ND affects my career ๐ชฟ
(i always hesitate to self diagnose but what i can talk about are my symptoms & how it shows up for me personally)
SIGFUCK, SIGMARRY, SIGKILL
13.06.2025 16:50 โ ๐ 424 ๐ 73 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0A table of Google Cloud Platform service status, many of which are showing a warning, including one called Cloud Spanner.
Cloud spanner in the works?
12.06.2025 19:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ooh, this looks fun! Wonder if there's any plans to stream it ๐ค
02.06.2025 17:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A shop front, upon which is written several times, "SALE LAST WEEK".
Bit late now mate.
28.05.2025 21:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Accompanied by the sound of a blown raspberry.
17.05.2025 21:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0god i love host Hazel Brugger so much #eurovision
17.05.2025 20:38 โ ๐ 1269 ๐ 219 ๐ฌ 19 ๐ 6The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.
21.04.2025 21:47 โ ๐ 2408 ๐ 713 ๐ฌ 71 ๐ 219Section 28 didnโt come out of nowhere.
It came from a society where 75% thought homosexuality was wrong.
From a society that feared the sight of a man in drag would corrupt.
From a society that believed ignorance was better for children than any knowledge of gay lives.
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Sad to learn of the death of BBC Radio 2 legend Colin Berry. Such a wonderful presenter who, for many years, announced the UKโs jury results at Eurovision Song Contests. Hereโs my musical tribute to the man with one of the smoothest voices in radio.
17.04.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 292 ๐ 28 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 0How is everyone else saying 'Job' anyway?
02.04.2025 11:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0In bed with Lily Savage on Big Breakfast.
30.03.2025 18:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ben or John?
30.03.2025 01:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0How would one even describe a silhouette in heraldic terms?
06.03.2025 23:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Earth, Wind And Fire? I Prefer Shit, Blood And Semen It's 11:00PM
06.03.2025 23:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm on the other side - generating systems data, but struggling to visualise it. Any intro tips?
05.03.2025 00:38 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Were they tremendously hungover?
02.03.2025 21:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Or something high-fibre.
26.02.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0