Doob 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏻

12 year old me after getting grounded for hitting the neighbor’s car with a whiffle ball.

Woman struggled with family acceptance—then Diane Keaton changed everything "In the 80’s and 90’s her movies always meant the world to me," Denise Warner Gregory told Newsweek.

Thank you, @newsweek.com
for sharing my Thread!
#DianeKeaton

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That tracks. 🤣

Nailed it.

Just checked in here for the first time in a while. Yep. Still hate it.

This little show off!

Wait- you get parole in HELL?!

You’ll get off lightly once again.

For my lovely Jew crew!

Let’s all remember that the Queen entrusted her with the Corgi’s.

Every girl I went to high school with in this exact moment in time.
(P.S… IYKYK!)

Tina Fey and Amy Pohler or Eugene and Dan Levy. They are the only options ever.

Sprinkle my ashes in the weed of my friends blunts

Ewwww TACKY

Age verification: rotary phone

Maybe if you, as news media, focused on the victims instead of the shooters there would be less to be fascinated with.

Isn’t she already worth 12 Million?

The public did the work, the Dad turned him in, the roommate served up text messages, local
police poured over CCTV and ring cams, 100k up for grabs and Kash is all like “Valhalla, brother”.
Sit down, Scrat. 🙄 pffft. The #FBI didn’t catch him.

Thanks for taking a break from covering a hate spewing conservative douchebag that was killed by one of his own haters in America and finally reporting some actual news.

NGL, finding out Kristen Chenowith is on her way to being cancelled wasn’t on my Bingo card but I’m not unhappy about it.

🤣 spot on!

Glad it was the neck so they can donate his brain to research and find out WTF went wrong in there and his teeth to dentistry to find out how those tiny mini Chiklets happened.
#KirkOut

Ooooft, Gavin was riding high for the last 6 weeks and now this?
I feel a downward trend on the way.

Whatever the opposite of “fun” is… that’s BlueSky.

And?

He’s the worst.