JAMette

sirens blare in the background as Kristi Noem tries to hold a news conference in Otay Mesa, California

In a country with a bad president, be a Bad Bunny. [Cartoon by Matt Davies]

this should be disclosed in the risk factor sections of Tesla's SEC filings

Happy for you!

Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.

Hmmm. Louder then.

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Rep. Brian Steil: "I flew home to my home state of Wisconsin, went to buy a 6 pack a beer, the clerk asked for my ID, confirmed it, and then I was allowed to buy the beer. I just think it's nuts that we protect our beer more than our ballots."

Admin Officials in the Epstein Files:

Donald J. Trump
Melania Trump
Howard Lutnick (Commerce)
John Phelan (Navy)
Paolo Zampolli (Kennedy Center)
RFK Jr. (HHS)
Kevin Warsh (Fed Nom)
Mehmet Oz (CMS)
Elon Musk (Fmr DOGE)
Steve Bannon (Fmr WH)
Alex Acosta (Fmr Labor)
Bill Barr (Fmr AG)

It goes on and on and on and on and on

Dr Oz inviting ol Jeffrey to his V Day bash in 2016

Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.

FUCK

An abomination.

Idiots: Claude, are you alive?

Claude AI: Sure.

Idiots:

doubles luge. one guy lays on his back on the luge sled and the second guy lays on his back on top of the first guy

been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis

And not just in the short term, but for the entirety of the relationship. If that doesn’t sound good to you, maybe consider learning to be ok being single.

Be the kind of partner someone would want to positively GUSH about on social media, to the point where it makes others jealous. Relationships can be “easy,” but even the easy ones require work, time and attention.

San Francisco teachers are asking for higher wages, health benefits and more resources for students with special needs.

They also want the district to enact policies to support homeless and immigrant students and families. https://wapo.st/4aooxrA

Don’t Be a Panican. We’re Winning — and We’re Not Slowing Down. Under President Donald J. Trump’s leadership, this Administration is smashing through the chaos and destruction left by Democrats and unleashing the most aggressive pursuit of the America First agenda in history. While the Fake News and Radical Left collude to distract, depress, and divide, they’re simply lying to mask the undeniable truth: America is safer, stronger, richer, and more secure than at any point in decades. Don’t take the bait. New victories pour in daily as President Trump delivers on his promises and rebuilds the foundation for long-term success in the greatest nation on Earth. Here are a few things to celebrate from just the past few days:

The White House just sent a "Don't Panic" email. That'll do it

Don’t live in our District but want a copy of the campaign comic? No problem!

You can get your own union-printed limited edition copy (and support our campaign!) here: secure.actblue.com/donate/kat-c...

Sad that this is triggering to so many

The Bad Bunny halftime show is one of the most American things to come out of the US in the past year. I mean that sincerely. It was art.

There are miracles, and there are acts of God, and then there is the Cleveland Cavaliers, a second apron team who can't combine contracts in a trade and can't add salary, finding a player to trade for who made just $263,397 less this season than Darius Garland.

i don't particularly disagree with a lot of the critiques of anarchist activism by liberals but I bristle when they act as if their best practices are any wiser. we're here because none of us figured out how to avoid being here.

everyone should have some goddamn humility.

WaPo “Melania” review (after critic visited 2 screens that advertised but did not show it)

“there were 5 of us total in the audience and afterward 3 of us tried to interview each other and that is when we realized we were all journalists on the job”

Critic explains its Russian propaganda style

This really is it.

HANDSOME BUCKAROO chuck tingle in standing on a chair in a black suit with pink stars on the left. on the right is a list of all the wonderful nominees for superior achievement in a novel at stoker awards and then is pink slash across name of CHUCK TINGLE

truly honored to announce that LUCKY DAY has been longlisted on the preliminary ballot for SUPERIOR ACHIEVEMENT IN A NOVEL at the STOKER AWARDS this year. thank you to the @horrorwritersassoc.bsky.social for connecting with this strange book i appreciate you buckaroos so much

so uh I have a goal if you’d wanna help this hurt my bank a bit less 🫡
(this was not booked without having the funds, this is literally just *if* you’d like to help)

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happy Monday!

unfriendly reminder: fuck ICE. fuck trump. and if you support either, fuck you too.

I aim to be a cozy space to escape the daily fucking horrors, but I like to remind those with dog shit morals that I am NOT a safe community for you. 🤗💖