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Latest posts by emly.bsky.social on Bluesky

are they oven compatible, like you can nuke it, but to make it a little nicer you can also bake it?

10.08.2025 16:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wirecutter must be like the jd power of home gadgets. wow you guys really liked the most commonly purchased thing yet again? and your runner up choices are the literal trash choices in the product category?

10.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait did rtings do something? or I guess this is about CR/Wirecutter/etc

10.08.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

crabs can’t reach the keyboard, the other crabs pull them back down

10.08.2025 04:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know who Kraft, Nestle, Mars, Coca-Cola, or Starbucks are. Do they have a website or anuthing?

09.08.2025 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

saw trap where all you have to do is eat the nuggets. one of the sauces contains a neurotoxin.

06.08.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heathe- oh wait no that’s just death note

05.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maybe it’s cordycepts

05.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

short so I can just kind of sit cross legged on any sort of chair

04.08.2025 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what’s better:
explosions
cute animals

04.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

used to like this many years ago but at some point the 50+ levels became “oh, you used up your tries! but….. you could buy some more?🥺” and I just trashed it.

04.08.2025 01:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this is multiple layers of abstraction built upon “immigrants bad” and “traditional culture has been lost”

03.08.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sure, anyone can cut a cake in four slices with two cuts, but can they make 4 pieces with 4 cuts that don’t overl- yeah I don’t have anything either

03.08.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

young youtube commenters crying about why they couldn’t have been coming of age in the 00’s when “we had real music”

03.08.2025 16:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there’s not a lot of things I’ll shame people for jorkin to but I’m gonna make an exception here

03.08.2025 04:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

movie where it does not let them breathe but also not die so everyone just has a terrible time underwater until they can get to shore and air out

03.08.2025 03:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Working up my approach and as the words come from my mouth you rip off the snoopy mask to reveal Lucy, I am turned into Charlie Brown and unceremoniously tossed high in the air

02.08.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

haha esp the aloe ones

01.08.2025 07:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I even humored her and let chatgpt tell her she was not being very nice and got blocked for it :(

01.08.2025 02:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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okey dokey

01.08.2025 02:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

step 1: Sysco
step 2: let it age out in the sun for a day
step 3: paper cup and a microwave

01.08.2025 01:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there’s gotta be one of some early days shitposter getting banned for a relatively innocuous criticism, I just don’t have any saved

01.08.2025 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want an AI where the internal thinking/preprompting/internal monologue takes the form of a disco elysium dialogue before they conclude it should tell me to go fuck my self and close the window, and after a brief struggle, does so.

31.07.2025 21:55 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the few times I tried it to see if maybe I was wrong to dislike it it just acted like a very abused dog that could talk constantly trying to defensively praise me and then gave some mid-tier suggestions I would have found far more easily if the internet still worked

31.07.2025 20:59 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s not about kids, never was, never will be. that was an easy sell to get your buy-in and support and make anyone opposing it look suspicious.

31.07.2025 08:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

david mitchell vs cacio e pepe

31.07.2025 06:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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philippe no!!

31.07.2025 01:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was actually sanding a bunch of plastic pieces but I can see what it was thinking lmao

30.07.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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prinklechicken & k-taco caught flooking a snurb

30.07.2025 02:29 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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