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At roughly 1:00 PM ET, with the S&P 500 still down and the outlook grim, 5,105 same day call option contracts on the SPDR S&P 500 ETF were suddenly purchased at an average price of $4.20 each.

They bet the S&P would grow several points in just 3 hours, impossible to have known given the state

#InsiderTrading

Absolutely sickening, and nearly all the orders were made privately and won't be reported unless we demand answers 🙏 This affects everyone around the world who depends on these markets.

5105 same day calls were made on the S&P that day don't let them fool you!

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These wagers paid off spectacularly. Once Trump’s tariff-pause hit the wires at 1:18, the S&P 500 blasted off. The 1:00 PM calls that cost ~$4.20 and 1:10 costs at ~$2.14 soared to a ten and seventeen-fold increase in profits.

This is the biggest stock scandal in modern US history ‼️

Just minutes later, at 1:10 PM ET, another batch of bullish SPY calls saw an unusual volume surge. Traders spent roughly $624,000 to buy these 0DTE options at around $2.14 per contract. Like the 1:00 PM trade, this position would be virtually worthless if the market was down 👇

#StockMarketScandal

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DON'T LET EM FOOL YOU ‼️

At roughly 1:00 PM ET, with the S&P 500 still down and the outlook grim, 5,105 same day call option contracts on the SPDR S&P 500 ETF were suddenly purchased at an average price of $4.20 each.

They bet the S&P would grow several points in just 3 hours 👇

#InsiderTrading

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