MxFernandez

Aurora, Aurora

Welp. Now my social-anxiety-having ass is never going back for sure.

FA by lying about your own constituents for MAGA clout, FO when they’re fixing to drive your messy ass out of office.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them

Fascinating how the Argentine-beef-deal-beef isn’t stirring up as much racism from my countrymen as I was expecting but so, SO much elitism.

Yeah, yeah. I may be basic but at least I don’t live in Florida. #FallAppreciationPost

I’m pretty sure he just hitchhiked to his hookup?
#katydid

Real “I stole your lunch but here’s the string cheese back” vibes

Why is this slop in my feed 👎

*invasion

“Controversial deployment” should go without saying when you’re describing possible lethal force. Especially when it’s a federal entity against its own citizens.

Welp. I’m off to walk into the sea (mind you, I live in Colorado)

Ah, that makes sense. Still infuriating, but it’s not like it’s an intentional “f*** you” to the rest of us (yet)

THEY get student loan forgiveness?? Them. While I have to default on *mine* so they have more money to terrorize brown people with?? Fuck me

Thank you for using my full title.

Well shoot. It turns that that, without FB or TikTok, there are only, like, three different chihuahuas-eating-fruit videos.

This is unacceptable.

We are all her this week.

Video games. Endless treadmill like the anxious, chubby hamster I am.

The Rockies suck so bad they’re pulling Safeway into the void

“See? SEE??” I yell to the empty room reserved for all the people who said they’d see me “on BlueSky” after I quit using Meta for their unethical practices in January.

Anyway, shout out to the three of you who will read this.

You’re telling me this guy is not a more desirable guy to promote than Gavin Newsom

How a bowel cancer examination revealed AI’s negative impact on doctors Academics said that the finding is concerning given the rapid uptake of artificial intelligence (AI) across healthcare

I need more yoga because every time I utter “Mark Cuban has some good ideas” my foot immediately enters my mouth.

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I guess it sounds more dignified than “human chihuahua slave”

Sometimes Mark Cuban makes a good point and this is one of them.

Of course, the irony here was a that no one I want to read this will because most of my friends who said they’d “see me on BlueSky” seven months ago ended up never leaving Facebook 😒.

I initially thought this was about Animal Crossing and was about to give it a hard agree.

I no longer have Instagram and this #takoyaki pic has to go somewhere, so enjoy 🤗

Smoke on the eastern horizon of this prairie landscape obscures the sunrise and paints it bright red

#InhalerSeason 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

This is the most humid day Denver has seen in 17 years.

I am not okay.

Y’all are a bunch of fucking cowards.

It’s a good evening to donate to @coloradopublic.bsky.social. It certainly made me feel a little better about *gestures at everything* anyway! Helping where you can helps regain a sense of control and purpose, I promise.