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The number of lives that will be destroyed because we couldn't put one old criminal look in jail it's fckn crazy

Sometimes I feel like a broken record repeating this and I get that it can come off as "I told you so" but it's just so inexplicable. A president attempted a violent coup and faced zero accountability. So many of us said this would happen and if there weren't consequences now it's happening.

Thanks Merrick Garland

Just say you're too lazy to care, because that's what it is.

Oh jeez louise

It's a fair question

The French had an answer to this kind of thing.

Oh just f*cking leave already for gods sake

I know, I had the same thought. This gives some context, she might have issued the order to prevent the request from going to another justice.

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I felt this one

Two days after sweeping election victories seems like an odd time to cave but what do I know

Only one of these animals flings excrement though

There's less ketchup on the walls at the cheesecake factory

Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?

Did Knee-Jerk Contrarianism Ruin the New York Times?

Now if only the rest of the ancient dem leadership would retire to the bingo parlor

'we need to expand the tent!' 'to the left also, to include socialists?' 'no no, exclusively rightwards tent-expansion, thankyou'

Still waiting for the live cam of all the billionnaires packing up their NYC apartments to move to Ohio

Biden's lazy, freckles DOJ proceeded with exactly zero urgency to prosecute a career criminal who attempted a violent coup to overthrow the government. It was a catastrophic failure.

They would rather starve than concede that they are part of a multicultural society that the left represents

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

Who pissed in your cheerios

Don't threaten us with a good time Alan

Personally I never wanted any part of the dick cheney reputation rehabilitation tour. Dude was instrumental more than any other person in killing a million Iraqis and we were supposed to applaud him as some type of reasonable centrist because he drew the line at supporting trump. Fuck him.

This is actually hilarious

The dude will say the most wildly offensive depraved shit with a straight face

Define hagard with one photograph

Bro and the up-selling. They always somehow find two or three things more than you bargained for when you walked in that need to be treated urgently before they let you leave with your pet. I should have been a veterinarian ffs

I cannot possibly imagine being so naive as to think that this administration will willingly relinquish power under any circumstances

My favorite part is when Annie sings that Jay-Z song