Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃

Hell yeah

Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad

I’ve been thinking about it.

Getting on Mastodon?

Playing the old hits

Why did Susan Sarandon do that

It’s nice to see a bot supporting a wifeguy

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

This is a good time to remember that your “personal carbon footprint” was devised by BP to make it our fault, not theirs

There is no greater American tradition than pulling up the ladder the moment it becomes economically convenient to do so

Hell yeah brother

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

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I’ve been thinking about jumping in.

Again, if your business model ever leads you to think, "we need to get more engagement and input from transphobes, racists, and other assorted assholes," then you need to pause, reflect, and change course.

I like that they care more about the feelings of slopjockeys than the lives of trans people

When I voted for Moe I had no idea he was planning on slapping Shemp

The fact that this got slapped with the "intolerance" label is really just the icing on the cake huh

Judging by the responses to this DHS post, its goal seems to be to mock the physical appearance of a (presumably) American protester.

I wonder if we can think of another political movement in history that was obsessed with the physical appearance of its citizens

He wakes up at 3am to start the day with his gratitude journal, he doesn’t spend money on fancy coffee, and his dad is rich and powerful

Fascinating to see that someone can be banned from this site for “promoting hateful content” while the CEO argues that ackshually banning notorious transphobic bigots would be wrong because of free speech.

I wonder the difference might be.

i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here

That makes me feel better

Just two little guys, the smollest beans ever

I finally watched Iron Man with my son and the whole time I’m thinking “Not Jeff Bridges, he would NEVER”

CEO: we're all trying to improve this place

You: so you're gonna kick out the guy who keeps trying to kill me, right

CEO:

You: You're gonna kick out the guy who has literally helped kiwifarms target me personally, right

CEO: WAFFLES

So they changed the rules to ban Link but not Singal. Curious!

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

Bari is going to run CBS News not because of her journalism, or even because of The Free Press, but because much of the mainstream media serves as a vessel for elites to distribute power to their allies

Great analysis.