an orange cat is in a semi-dark room with a TV on in the background. he is in a little loaf shape with his paws tucked neatly under his chest

I don’t mind watching television, I just prefer shows where I won’t learn anything new and fucked up that just happened

22.11.2024 03:35 — 👍 10972    🔁 454    💬 123    📌 42

Yeah yeah yeah, horror is great, it helps us face our fears, get through dark times, and all that jazz.

But also, monsters and ghosts and such are just rad, and I like them.

14.11.2024 21:23 — 👍 979    🔁 132    💬 33    📌 8

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

15.11.2024 05:49 — 👍 5129    🔁 984    💬 67    📌 22

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

15.11.2024 04:41 — 👍 74801    🔁 8773    💬 1171    📌 526

Those trans and queer books you were thinking about getting? Maybe order them now, just in case.

13.11.2024 22:49 — 👍 61    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 1

Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.

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I'm not sure what this says about me. I am sure what it says about how my partner's cat opens doors.

14.11.2024 13:02 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Little guy

14.11.2024 14:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is what escaping twitter felt like

14.11.2024 00:35 — 👍 39766    🔁 3584    💬 350    📌 132

I’ve finally migrated over, hello party people

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