R Yehuda HaNasi be like: (even though he was...wrong).
17.02.2026 21:06 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@allisonivy.bsky.social
R Yehuda HaNasi be like: (even though he was...wrong).
17.02.2026 21:06 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Rosh Hashanah to Asians only
17.02.2026 14:25 β π 44 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0This lives in my head rent free (because I would never charge rent for such a great story).
15.02.2026 01:29 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In 1862, General Ulysses Grant expelled Jews from his military district during the Civil War, a move reversed by President Lincoln. In 2026, Candace Owens praised Grantβs expulsion. And this week, a now ex-member of Trumpβs Religious Liberty Commission wouldnβt tell me whether that was antisemitic.
13.02.2026 14:28 β π 115 π 33 π¬ 8 π 4Is the Talmud the new Kabbalah for "new age"...uh...folks?
11.02.2026 14:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Old enough to be longing for the days of AOL is wild. (Newsgroups were fun, too, but not moderated and full of all kinds of creeps, depending on where you lurked.)
I will now have the modem sound in my head for a while.
The pearl clutching after "sexually suggestive lyrics and dancing" π«’
Meanwhile I remember a certain white (and Christian) male ripping a Black woman's costume and exposing her during the halftime show...only to continuously uplifted in the music community while a legend has been...blacklisted π€
It's a mystery why they wouldn't run my Super Bowl commercial for ShammAI, the only LLM that tells you that your question is stupid and you should be able to figure this out yourself
09.02.2026 00:11 β π 126 π 30 π¬ 4 π 2Shalom friends! Enjoy this blog I wrote for Reboot, a case study in adapting tales from a deeply patriarchal tradition, shaped by male storytellers, into modern feminist Midrashβ¦while STILL having each plot twist and character trait rooted in those same ancient texts!
rebooting.com/article/jewi...
The scariest of all mascots in US pro sports! Thanks for putting this on my feed.
*screams in maskaphobia is sometimes justified*
Look, there are a lot of shondas amongst our People. Way too many, but that's really nothing new in our history.
I'm praying for H'Shem to give me strength to cope with all of our fellow Jews who are actively harming other Jews.
Maybe they were high on some species of herb while doing their duty? Maybe they mistook some "pipe weed" for hyssop and ate it with some shewbread π€·π»ββοΈ
I, too, noped out at the thought of being bundled with Stephen Miller. First who came to mind. Do we get a vote? Probably not.
Shalom friends!
Geo returns for another epic chevruta session! On this episode: why the GEHENNOM were people trying to walk right into the Holy of Holies without KNOCKING??? Seriously! Thatβs just basic courtesy! Welcome to Miriam & Geo Learn Menachot 27: Peanut Butter & Jelly
youtu.be/I5MQVXNzYvI
My favorite store of all time? Probably (but also The Strand & any given record store in the village).
I used to be a photographer. When I finally decided to make the switch to digital (and could afford it) I was like a kid in a candy shop (more fun than Economy Candy).
Fun for audiophiles too!
Musings of a prog rock nerd while reading Parsha Yitro (while π€):
-why have I not been calling one of my favorite bands Yitro Tull all these years?
-Gershon Eliezer Weinrib sang a line "I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited friend". While I get Neil's particular point, Geddy, I'm sad.
Burning frankincense would definitely flavor the meat, but I'm going with they used za'atar, because they have mentioned hyssop. Also, you will be happy to know that lemon (juice and zest) is often used with za'atar (if you didn't know already).
I'm ZBE...
Cohanim be like
03.02.2026 00:14 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0ππ»
02.02.2026 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just finished my (almost) annual reading of The Hobbit, LOTR, and The Simarillion.
I appreciated this so much.
Books > movies. Screw the character / plot development if it means cutting out how awesome Tom Bombadil and the Ents are!
Now what is Treebeard's Ent-draught recipe? My hair needs help
Shalom, friends!
#TuBishvat, the birthday of the trees in Judaism, is here! Judaism is deeply obsessed with treesβ¦Almost as obsessed as JRR #Tolkien. You know what this means! Meet me under the branches of Bilboβs Party Tree - time for A Tolkien Tu Bishvat Tree Deep Dive! π³
youtu.be/W6YcYEtrxEc
Talmud Bavli, Taanit 11a:6
It is taught in a baraita: βWhen the community is immersed in suffering, a person may not say: I will go to my home and I will eat and drink, and peace be upon you, my soul.β
Thank you! I thought I had read the arguments before, but I wasn't sure (and thought it might be coming up).
I appreciate your help!
Back to 10: what if a leper doesn't have a right hand / thumb, or foot / toe? What happens if they lost or ir both in an accident?
Capri Sun π«£ had to be more difficult than scooping. I'm so not convinced.
28/32.
WAP? That made me laugh.
Sharing a Jewish Prayer for #MLKDAY tinyurl.com/ydunzwsu
19.01.2026 16:52 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1πΆGuess who's back?!
Back again!
Antisemitism Cow's back!
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back,
Got the knack,
Scratch the back,
With a hack,
Moo no quack.
Duh nah nuh πΆ
Is that where you've been? Learning to use tools?
You've been missed!
Not only are you wrong, the SPECIFIC synagogue that was burned down hosted church services
www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2....
Thank you for this! Shabbat shalom!
16.01.2026 19:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I ain't fraid of no panda.
(Holds up lambulet π)