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Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

Wow and I always thought the most damning citation of Larry Summers was the epigraph from *Slow Violence and the Environmentalism of the Poor* (2011)

Reform UK's Matt Goodwin Advised the Wealthiest 1% While Claiming to Stand Against ‘The Elite' Goodwin's definition of “the elite” includes university professors and civil servants while seemingly excluding the investment bankers, asset managers and global real estate executives who pay him

There's the far right British MP who rails against posh elites, but went to Eton and has a PhD from Oxford

Then this guy who also rails against wealthy elites, but works for investment banks and wealth managers

bylinetimes.com/2026/02/25/r...

Gawain the green knight opening a letter sealed with wax

Little Alex Horne in his studio chair with the caption "so a simple task: land a fair blow anywhere on the green knight. One year later meet him at the green chapel, receive the same blow yourself."

A cut to a wider shot showing Greg Davies in his throne turning to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Well surely no one just ran up and whanged his head clean off."

Cut back to Little Alex Horne subtitled "Let's see Gawain first."

Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.

david tennant stars in

i feel like laughing at this is like laughing at anorexia in the late 90s, sure everyone's making jokes but they're not going to age well

we can all laugh at this but what does it say about younger men that they feel so physically unloveable they're literally DIYing cosmetic surgery

I'm betting the thought process is "most Canadians will watch it on CNN/Fox anyway, so we might as well have their eyeballs here"

has someone called in the army yet

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Harrison Faulkner: Hockey programs should be more heavily subsidized across the country. The cost for Canadian kids to become goalies is far too high. Rink fees are outrageous and ice time needs to be seriously reconsidered. Pricing kids and Canadian families out of the game while bulldozing historic hockey rinks is insane. Ripping the heart of hockey culture and demonizing Hockey Canada to score political points has a detrimental impact on the country. It should be a right for Canadian kids to play hockey, not a privilege.

Canada's Olympic hockey defeat is driving right-wing influencers into the arms of socialism

can't wait for the Iran redux

"no swearing in school" my god just quit and go to another school man, there is no coming back from this here

At least Wayne Gretzky is happy

boos here in calgary too

aka don't piss off a dour scot

yet again, the separatists have a point

jesus you can't start an article like that for a man his age

cc: Evan Solomon

@cmcalgary.bsky.social so which bars are serving at 6AM on a Sunday

Canada didn't want to sleep in on Sunday, anyhow.

not during the hockey thx

my mcmacmack line

i blame you

There is a (probably apocryphal) story of Michael Portillo walking across someone's freshly laid concrete on the way up the drive, realising, taking off his rosette before knocking and saying "Hi, I'm from your local Labour party"

Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

See? Mitch Marner is a money player. It’s just you, Toronto! 🇨🇦

This is @glutelord.bsky.social and he's completely fucking correct. The fundamental tension at the heart of all incel culture is that these guys HATE women and refuse to appeal to them but desperately want to get laid anyway, and this contradiction can only really be resolved through violence

in 2023 when I was organizing parents against our archbishop’s transphobic new school guidelines, one dad asked how loud I thought it was prudent for us to be, given how punitive the Archbishop is. I was like “loud enough that all the trans/nb kids at your parish see it” and he was like “…. oh”