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@coffeeelf.bsky.social

Professional car nerd, coffee-based life form, she/her πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, #actuallyadhd, cat servant

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Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.

While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too.

If you dare show up with β€œpoor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.

apnews.com/article/pets...

08.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 893    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 24
White 1972 Jaguar in her natural habitat, the petrol pump. Feasting in preparation for hibernation.

White 1972 Jaguar in her natural habitat, the petrol pump. Feasting in preparation for hibernation.

Ending the car show season at the same gas pump where we started. Fuel stabilizer in, working tank topped up. Now for winter working-on-car season.

08.11.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Heavy metal is healing teens on the Blackfeet Nation - High Country News In response to youth suicides, teachers show students the power of headbanging at Fire in the Mountains festival.

β€œHeavy music teaches us things such as we’re not alone; when life is dark, we do something about it. We’re not just a prisoner to that darkness. But also that our risk fluctuates, that our misery isn’t gonna last forever. There are ways through it.” www.hcn.org/issues/57-11...

08.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7
Floofy tuxedo kitten upside down on the couch, fast asleep.

Floofy tuxedo kitten upside down on the couch, fast asleep.

Today I learned that kittens can sleep like this, and can loudly fart in their sleep.

08.11.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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08.11.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dinner with @labcoatguy.bsky.social and a kitten who has zoomies: β€œCan you designer breed a flying kitten?”

08.11.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walked into salesgremlin habitat, and someone was blowing bubbles

07.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@labcoatguy.bsky.social I’ve rescued one series 1 XJ6, how hard would another be? 😻

07.11.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most serious consequence of coming in early for a meeting: now my brain has gone back to bed, can’t remember what else I need to do today

07.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh also - lawyers aren’t allowed to tell jurors this so i do:

β€œJury nullification” is a fancy phrase that just means, β€œThis jury decided not to convict and there’s nothing anyone can do about that.”

If we think a law is unjust or unjustly enforced, we can just not convict. We don’t need a reason.

27.11.2024 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 879    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 9

It’s that time of year again, tire pressure light season

06.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason, despite all of today’s coffee, it feels like it didn’t kick in

06.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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06.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever had a dream about feeding cats, detailed enough that you’re surprised when the cats wake you for breakfast

06.11.2025 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay fine we did a lot today, can I go back to bed yet

05.11.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A post captioned β€œThere's nothing funny about the Norwegian word for speed. Grow up.”

And three Norwegian traffic signs that read:

Fartkontrol,

MAX FART
5 (kph)

Fart-hinder

A post captioned β€œThere's nothing funny about the Norwegian word for speed. Grow up.” And three Norwegian traffic signs that read: Fartkontrol, MAX FART 5 (kph) Fart-hinder

No, I will NOT grow up, thank you very much! πŸ˜†

02.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 337    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 6

It has been a morning of constantly having to stop and triage other people’s problems

05.11.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.11.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It may be a long painful day, but I just spent a while talking classic cars with a customer and I just feel inherently better

04.11.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not awake enough for a Very Important 8 am meeting where I have to sound coherent and professional

04.11.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.11.2025 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Latest kitten nonsense: knocked a tin off the counter along with her vet appointment reminder card, and then looked surprised when she got jumped by her orange brother

04.11.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that’s weird, never seen that on an E-Type before

03.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my gods, I am surrounded by absolute fucking walnuts today

03.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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03.11.2025 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A black cat is GLARING at the plate of sushi that the humans just aren’t sharing with him. I may need to sleep with one eye open.

A black cat is GLARING at the plate of sushi that the humans just aren’t sharing with him. I may need to sleep with one eye open.

β€œThat’s a nice plate of sushi you’ve got there, would be a shame if something happened to it”

02.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marechal Foch is such a confusing wine. It smells and tastes like cherry brandy, but it’s definitely wine.

02.11.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4842    πŸ” 2839    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 294

Morning in my house: watching the orange vault over the kitten

02.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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