Mitch Wolfe

Ngl I might just adopt calling people I don’t like various legumes.
“Shut up, you pecan.”

The NFL Draft exacts its toll. Those who flaunt it, pay the price.

Wow a whole minute of instrumental. Everyone at the bar will surely love that.

Oh wow you’re singing the hidden bonus track from the album that no one knows at karaoke. I’m sure everyone will love that.

Watched three best pictures nominees this weekend.
Sinners was the best.
Train Dreams was my favorite.
One Battle was very disappointing. Good performances, but a bit of a sloppy mess. I don’t think it knew what it was or what it was trying to say.

Guest column | Indiana wasn’t possible before now. So maybe college football isn’t broken. The Hoosiers’ mastery of NIL and the transfer portal ultimately provided fans with one of the greatest stories in the sport’s history.

Indiana wasn’t possible before now. So maybe college football isn’t broken.

Column from @stevengodfrey.bsky.social

Jake Bobo maxxing

A meme showing Tyler Loop’s missed field goal where the space between the uprights reads TOMLIN FIRED and the space outside reads HARBAUGH FIRED

The same image, but the space inside the uprights reads CHOICE IS AN ILLUSION and the space outside reads NOTHING MATTERS, WE ARE FOOLS FOR ATTEMPTING TO FIND MEANING IN A GAME WHEN LIFE ITSELF IS DEVOID OF MEANING

Updating the meme

Arthur smith too

Heard Jonnu Smith is in the Epstein files

hold up

is there just no penalty for committing any sort of foul on a returned interception/blocked kick in overtime??????

like how would they enforce it?

the ref just said "by rule the penalty is declined"

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The Steelers have won multiple elimination games in my lifetime on missed field goals. But the other ones were all before NFL kickers became terminators. I have never felt a feeling like when Loop's kick went wide right

Gonna start an NFL conspiracy theory where all outcomes are targeted to optimize the power of the most important city in America, Pittsburgh

crazy how uncompetitive these games are and somehow it’s not a blight on the sport like jmu or tulane were somehow

CFP teams on byes are 0-6, but the betting favorite is 4-2 overall (5-1 if you take the opening line).

Maybe the better teams are just winning these games.

USC receiver just made a touchdown catch so good his own QB made an extremely rare Celebration Cobra

HOLY SHIT THAT CATCH

a sign that says “A COMPUTER CAN NEVER BE HORNY OR SAD THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER MAKE AN ARTISTIC DECISION”

Steelers
Shit, separate
Ducks, not in a row
Elephant, not addressed
I’s crossed and T’s dotted
P’s and Q’s, not minded whatsoever

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

And offsetting penalties so it doesn’t matter lmao

Guffawing at what Mark Andrews just did

Yeah but have you considered that he got in multiple fights every day at Senior Bowl practice and nearly destroyed Desmond Ridder’s knees by throwing a defender into them?

Acting like there’s some huge problem with the CFP format when the ACC’s dumb conference tiebreakers are to blame for everyone’s complaints is hilarious

There will be a casket toss at the Holiday Bowl.

"and the Oscar goes to..."

[cut to ad] "my husband was finishing too early, until he tried these pills..."

"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life."

Amanda Dobbins, on fire

Real Skowrownek hours in this game