Dr. Thomas —

This is the “Rich people will leave New York if Mamdani is elected” of the CFP. Never going to happen. Just an empty threat.

My kids have this Bluey Ice Cream Stand Duplo set, and EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I walk past the chocolate scoop, I think one of my kids has pooped in the floor.

Wait, you mean the pipe bomb suspect ISN’T the random Capitol Police person that the Blaze said walked like the video?? Color me shocked!

Decided to go back to work (remote) today, and it has been a roller coaster. My temp keeps oscillating, stomach not doing great, and there are points where I feel terrible… but there are also points where I feel perfectly fine. Probably rushed it a bit, but here I am.

Man, I have not been taken out by a virus like this in a long time. Not Flu or COVID, apparently, but I really do just feel like poop!

Follow-up Question: Was the room from which you watched the strike climate controlled?

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I woke up feeling like ass this morning. I think I might actually go to the doctor instead of just riding it out, because WOOF!

The orders were perfectly good and legal, which is why I’m pointing my finger at that other guy so hard I pulled a muscle!

Historian: “Oh? What happened on [random date] in [area I don’t study]??”

I named my fists “Young” and “Werther” because they’re full of sorrow (and butterscotch candy).

Should I let my mood be affected so much by the bathroom achievements of a potty-training toddler? Probably not. But today was a good potty day, so I might have a nice glass of celebratory wine tonight!

VERY important question: Is her stipend/tuition remission affected by this process. Both are usually tied to employment, without which the TA could starve. The stipends are usually quite meager as it is, so losing that would be devastating.

This is the argument I’ve been having with idiots over on FB who wanted Auburn to hire Durkin as the next HC. Dude headed a toxic program that resulted in the death of a kid. IMO, you don’t get to come back from that and head a program. Sorry!

Looked back at some of my recent posts here and elsewhere and found a host of small typos. Just know that my excuse is that I’m currently potty training my son. So, my attention is maybe not 100% right now, as that peepee gun has a HAIR TRIGGER.

Love it! I keep a brass KaWeCo Sport in my pocket at all times. It’s developed a nice patina over the last couple of years.

Dude, I was all set to be MAD today. I’m happy with this outcome, d en though I would have preferred Sumrall.

I mean Sumrall said he was making his decision today.

He had just said he planned to make a decision today, so wasn’t sure if there was any kind of press conference scheduled or anything.

Anybody know what time Sumrall is planning to plunge the dagger into my heart?

Good to know! But this was several years ago, and sadly I think that pen got lost two moves back.

Turns out dropping it on a concrete floor and having it land exactly on the tip of the nib is bad… who knew!

FI-RE DUR-KIN 👏 - 👏 - 👏 👏 👏

Yea, I did, actually, but it started leaking after that, so I just put it away after that. Probably my fault (the initial damage was DEFINITELY my fault, lol).

I’d be down. I can drive to Auburn if needed.

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I am so torn right now… On the one hand, I want to win because it’s the Iron Bowl. On the other, I want to lose SO BAD that there’s no chance they hire Durkin.

Sorry. I don’t mean to crash out on main, but I went to Maryland during the Durkin fiasco!!! UGH!!!

Please, Auburn, do not hire Durkin. The world is fucked up enough, can I PLEASE have just ONE FUCKING THING THAT ISN’T TERRIBLE?!?! ONE THING?!! ONE?!?!?!

Yes, BUT! It was an excuse to buy a new pen, lol.

My first ever fountain pen was an umbra Safari. It was such a good pen, but I accidentally messed up the nib. 😞