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Elizabeth Dutton M.D.

@emdutton-md.bsky.social

25/F she/her 1st year surgical resident. BS - Organic Chem / BS - Psychology I like black coffee, white wine, non-fiction books, and occasionally getting the chance to sleep more than six hours at a time.

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I have a Google Drive folder where I collect every single dick pic I've ever received. They're all sorted by a rating of 0-5 stars.

The average, so far, is 2.25. Keep that in mind before submitting.

22.02.2026 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. The only warning you need is to just watch The Sopranos.

22.02.2026 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought I was the only one!

17.02.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you could only play ten games for the rest of your life, which ten would you pick?

Dragon Age: Origins
Neverwinter Nights
Neverwinter Nights 2
Star Wars: The Old Republic
GTA Online
Fallout: New Vegas
Fallout 76
World Of Warcraft Classic
Lord of The Rings Online
Baldur's Gate II

10.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eventually, they will keep shaving off "tribes" until it's just descendants of people from the original four Anglo-Saxon nations that were united to make England, The Teutonics, and the Scandinavians.

10.02.2026 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Angela Davis: "If they come for me in the morning, they will come for you in the night."

30.01.2026 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Every single fandom is full of weird perverts. It is so difficult being the only person who likes something that isn't warped or maladjusted.

02.02.2026 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay, but how much actual profit? As I understand the business model, they're still blowing through massive amounts of money every day trying to convince people to adopt their barely-functional systems.

29.01.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bethesda's never really been great at character models, that's true.

29.01.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't mind that. Survivors who didn't come out of vaults probably SHOULD look really rough.

26.01.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five concerts I've seen with lead singers who are women.

Blackmore's Night
Adele
Michelle Branch
Within Temptation
The Band Perry

26.01.2026 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The greatest and creepiest fantasy of the right wing is a teenage girl who doesn't find them revolting, so this feels pretty on-brand.

25.01.2026 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 75    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was delighted to see Combat Rock there, but confused as to why you wouldn't also have London Calling?

24.01.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You haven't aged a day! ๐Ÿ’œ

19.01.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a lark, I applied to be on the new #Fallout Shelter show that's going to be filming soon. I don't figure I'll be picked, but I just couldn't resist taking the chance.

19.01.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yep

15.01.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a woman in a white shirt and polka dot skirt says pianist ALT: a woman in a white shirt and polka dot skirt says pianist
13.01.2026 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's so hard to imagine widespread adoption of that.

10.01.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given how "all in" Google is going with AI, I'd find it surprising if they allowed any such extension to function for very long.

10.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People used to not believe me, when I'd tell them this could happen!

08.11.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fairness, I probably would have passed out while Dr. Oz was speaking, too.

07.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She looks more ridiculously inhuman, every time I see her.

07.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rest In Piss Dick Cheney.

You should have died three decades ago, and spared us all two-and-a-half decades of pointless foreign policy quagmires that accomplished nothing.

05.11.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wasn't be able to brag that you'd overspent on a computer the whole point of owning a Mac? Why take that away from the userbase?

04.11.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's mean.

Funny, but mean.

03.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ya think?!

03.11.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mainline Democratic party twaddle doesn't challenge the far-right in the slightest, it enables them to operate by never adequately challenging them.

02.11.2025 15:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I applaud you for the remarkable restraint you showed, waiting until third post in the chain to go after Hamilton, which is really what I think you wanted to attack, all along.

02.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your cat has excellent taste! DS9 is my show!

01.11.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NASA debased themselves by even responding.

01.11.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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